STUPID HEADLINES 121216

STUPID HEADLINES 121216

It is time again for

There has to be a catch

Stupid Headline Sunday...on a Monday

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 

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Some scientists say time travel is possible – I think this is ridiculous…stupid scientists, so like what, I could go back in time to keep seeing this stupid headline?

Jennifer Lawrence almost killed someone by scratching her butt – Is that a “Bewitched” kinda thing?

Last Tango in Paris' rape scene was not consensual, director Bernardo Bertolucci admits – Could someone please tell me what is “consensual” rape?

Jeep carrying the ashes of the late Cuban leader Fidel Castro broke down and had to be pushed – And those 1941 Willey’s used to be reliable.

Cuba will ban naming of monuments after Fidel – Where does Cuba stand on convertible sofas?

Some scientists say time travel is possible – I think this is ridiculous…stupid scientists, so like what, I could go back in time to keep seeing this stupid headline?

Rare weasel-like mammal makes a comeback in Washington – Please tell me it is not Anthony Weiner.

Mistakenly sold lottery ticket earns couple $1 million – Clerk sold them a computer-generated ticket instead of the numbers they wanted…prediction, the person behind them will sue claiming that should have been their ticket.

Florida woman arrested for refusing to stop twerking – This may sound silly, but she was in a clearly marked “No Twerking Zone.”

Some scientists say time travel is possible – I think this is ridiculous…stupid scientists, so like what, I could go back in time to keep seeing this stupid headline?

Meteorologist Called Out for Sexy Dress - And Told to Cover Up — on Live TV – The climate was not right for the station which received a flurry of calls raining in that objected to her warm front display.  These complaints supplied the pressure to demand a cover up.

Suspect foiled by 90-year-old Holocaust survivor arrested – Hmmm, if the comma goes after “old” this is a stupid headline, if it goes after “suspect” and “survivor” it gives me a smile.

Beaver wreaks havoc at dollar store – Ward is pissed, but Beaver claims it is all Eddie Haskell’s fault.

AND THE FEEL GOOD HEADLINE OF THE WEEK:

Texas Lowe's hires disabled veteran and his service dog –

 Charlotte, a 10-year-old golden retriever, is trained to help her companion Clay Luthy, a former C-130 loadmaster in the U.S. Air Force, if he falls. Due to knee injuries, Luthy has undergone five surgeries and can’t bend his left knee at all.

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