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Sunday, December 25, 2016


It’s time again for
Maybe they should try shark repellant
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 
About 70 employees get sick after health department party – Maybe they should call in the Health Department.
Airbus finalizes deal with Iran for 100 planes – Ok, so Iran gives Airbus 100 planes to finalize the deal, but what is the deal? Who writes these headlines?
Oldest known living gorilla in U.S. turns 60 – Dang, Hulk Hogan is 60 already?
Contents of first discovered Philistine cemetery revealed – Turns out there were mostly a lot of dead Philistines!
Scientists Found Something Surprising Near UranusFor the love of God, would someone please rename this planet!
Michelle Obama: Barack Obama is the Parent and the American Public Are His Hurt Little Kids – I don’t dislike President Obama, but I had a daddy and he was at least as smart as the President.  Does anyone else find this offensive?  Probably just me.
Couple Finally Gets Married After 41 Years of Dating – And boy are they horny!
NFL security guard fired after apparent sex act during game – A Mr. Castanza was later quoted asking, Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? If I knew that that sort of thing was frowned upon...”
Your poop can be turned into fuelBut your car will get shitty mileage.
George Washington University Removes U.S. History as a Requirement for History Majors – Big deal, and why would a college named after the guy who invented the peanut be concerned about American History?
Drugged driver leads cops on chase through airport – Why would cops have a drugged driver lead them in a chase, seem like he would only slow them down.
Black Man Befriending KKK Members Has Led to 200 People Quitting the Organization - Daryl Davis is a black blues musician who has traveled the country for the last 30 years befriending members of the Ku Klux Klan.  This mission is not out of any sort of misplaced empathy with the organization’s racism – the 58-year-old believes that when Klansmen actually sit down and talk with a black man, they will find that their hatred is misplaced – and he’s usually right.
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  1. I want to know more about the lawyers and the bug spray.

  2. When they can turn all the hot air coming out of politicians into fuel, i might be interested.

  3. Love the last one, but you have to have the right black man to do this. Some of the idiots out in the street would not be successful. Just saying.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

  4. "Barack Obama is the Parent and the American Public Are His Hurt Little Kids"

    - Good grief; condescend much?

    And yeah, I suppose finding surprising things near Uranus could never be a good thing. . . (I noticed a few years back that the scientist-types who show up on TV/radio started calling it 'urine-us', instead of 'yer-anus'; but I'm not sure that's much of an improvement. . .)

  5. Mr Davis is one brave man and while I believe his principal, it took courage to do.

  6. Your poop can be turned into fuel – But your car will get shitty mileage...and you NEVER want to drive this car on a first date. Or any date.

  7. I'm glad the scientists found it near Uranus and not mine!

  8. managed to get "Uranus" and "poop" in the same post. I'm impressed. ;)

  9. My 13-year-old self gave you a fist-pump for your comments this week.

  10. Bug spray and lawyers made me think of my ongoing ant infestation. Maybe I can sue RAID.


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