STUPID HEADLINES 010117
It’s
time again for
Makes sense to me.
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines
and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Pennsylvania mother ate twigs, drank
own urine on journey to save family – This sounds very heroic, except the family was at a Chucky
Cheese. (No, actually it was very heroic.)
Sisters accused of trying to extort
and cyberbully Nigerian billionaire – Ripping off a Nigerian, isn’t this sort of a “Man bites dog”
story?
North Texas QB Alec Morris Misses
Snap After RB Jeffrey Wilson Vomits on Field – DUDE!!!
Versace used secret 'code' for black
customers – African-Americans
were offended, apparently they figured out what the code “N-word in the house” meant.
Taliban behead woman for shopping
without her husband – F*cking backward barbarians d-bags!!
Attorney Who Allegedly Harassed
Ivanka Trump on JetBlue Flight Suddenly Has Nothing to Say – Big brave douchebag and his husband
have nothing to say after attacking a mother and her three children on a plane. Is this an example of “Love trumps hate?”
US considers mining limits to save
sage grouse – You
can shoot as many as you want, but you can only mine one a day.
Eagles QB Carson Wentz buys shotguns
for entire offensive line – That should slow down the pass rush.
Partiers ring in the new year with
giant bear costumes – I’d check those costumes for Russian hackers.
Girl teaches her pet cow to jump – She also has a cat with a fiddle, but
her dish and spoon ran away.
Trump’s Enemies Enraged His
‘Tragic’ Cameos Are Ruining their Favorite Holiday Films – OMG…get over it for crap sake. And those movies sucked anyway! (Little Rascals and Home Alone 2)
AND THE FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE
WEEK:
Grieving Labrador retriever cares for
orphaned Bulldog litter: 'Those are her puppies' – Hey, I love Labs and Bulldogs!
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Come Back Next Week For More
STUPID HEADLINES!!
Oh…Happy New
Year!
Happy New Year! While i might not take it to the extent they did, it is fun to try to mess with those princes who want me to help get their money into the country.
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I'm looking forward to daily Stupid Headlines as the Liberal Media pees their pants every time President Trump Tweets.
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ReplyDeleteSo is the story "Ivanka Trump harassed on flight" or an "attorney who has nothing to say"? I've never known an attorney who could shut up, so I'm gong with the latter. :)
Those darn Russians...
ReplyDelete12 gauges would definitely cause rushers to have lead feet (and possibly asses.)
ReplyDeleteThe puppy story made me cry even with a happy ending. Have a very happy new year.
ReplyDeleteHaving just read about the puppies, any snarky thought I had about the headlines vanished with a teary smile. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteThat LA Times headline is the kicker for me!
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year! Looking forward to 52 posts with stupid headlines in 2017!
ReplyDeleteThere a game I think it called dog eat something or other. It to make news headline.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to 2017
Note to self - Do not attempt to eat chili while reading Cranky's post. - I almost choked on a kidney bean Joe! The little girl teaching her cow to jump... Hahahahaha. Perfect.
ReplyDeleteHeh, heh! Can't decide which I like better...the gun-toting offensive line, or the fugitive dish and spoon!
ReplyDeleteWait. . . you mean there really IS a Nigerian billionaire??
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