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It is time again for
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The NY Post just loves Anthony Weiner Headlines!
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| Stupid Headline
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This week’s stupid headlines
and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Time travellers could use parallel
dimensions to visit the past, scientists claim – I have to admit, against the vast
intelligence of these scientists, I am a parallel dimension denier. (Yes, travelers is spelled incorrectly, not my error all you
spell editor fanatics, this was a cut and paste.)
Man interviewing for job immediately
regrets stealing company president's wallet – When he did not get the job Mr.
Kastanza responded, “Was that wrong,
should I not have stolen your wallet…I mean if I knew that was wrong…”
Man charged in golf club assault over
course etiquette at Texas club – Etiquette faux pas carries a two stroke penalty, but that is
supposed to be against the score, not the scull.
California Homeowner
Association Tells Wife of Deployed Marine to Stop Flying American Flag - The Freedom to Display the
American Flag Act of 2005 makes it illegal for an HOA to restrict owners from
displaying the U.S. Flag. NOW STFU!
The U.K.'s first-ever 'plastic' 5
bill has really upset vegans – How many baby “plasts” died for each bill?
A robot stripper turns up the heat in
Australia – Make it
rain some WD-40 and the bolts will be coming off.
Chris Christie makes his pitch to
lead the Republican National Committee – Just the man to bridge any gaps…well not bridge…but to
stop any political jams…well not jams…but create lanes of progress…well not
lanes…hmmm, maybe not a good choice.
Luke Bryan punches a heckler during
live performance for making 'crude' and 'insulting' gestures – I’ve never heard of Luke Bryan, but
I am now a big fan.
950-pound manatee rescued after being
stuck in storm drain: 'Every life is precious' – This is great, but what impresses me
is that a manatee can talk.
Toddler's Littering Citation Dropped
– They’d better pick
it up or that toddler will just get a ticket for dropping a ticket.
Man Arrested for Blocking Traffic
While Dressed as Tree – When asked why, the man said he was stumped.
AND THE FEEL GOOD STORY
OF THE WEEK
Photo shows Tennessee firefighters
catching their first nap in 36 hours – Tough day at the office for some real heroes.
And the fires are finally out!!
Come back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
Oh, those wonderful firefighters! Hope they are getting good rest in proper beds now that the fires are out.
ReplyDeleteA fun list as usual, and i hope you have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
HAHAHAHA. I love this.
ReplyDeleteYou saved the best for last. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteLiving in a wildfire state I can't say enough about the firefighters who come in and risk their lives. God bless them all. - Your manatee headline? Your comment = Hilarious. :)
ReplyDeleteSometimes I worry about how stupid people are becoming. Way too stupid to leave the house if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteLove the last one the best. These guys rock.
I linked you to Silly Sunday as always.
Have a fabulous day Joe. ☺
I'm impressed with the manatee, myself. Who knew?
ReplyDeleteBless the firefighters! Tough job.
I look forward to these every week & have never been disappointed!!
ReplyDeleteYou were on fire with your sophomoric comments this week! Good thing the firefighters are resting up.
ReplyDeleteYour comments help to make sense out of or at least let us laugh at a weird world. That last one made my day. Firefighters rock.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing with "spell editor fanatics" you meant me, the proof reader. And right away I assumed that you copied and pasted from a British site, where "traveller" is correct.
ReplyDeleteAnd bless those fire fighters...I can't imagine the stress they are under. Probably a lot more stress than worrying about spelling and grammar!
The man arrested while dressed like a tree was stumped! Love it!
ReplyDeleteI usually don't take the whole wallet - just the AmEx :)
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