It’s Sunday, time for Cranky’s least read post - HEADLINES! Well I like the headlines and my Sophomoric (less than, thx Nils) comments so I will continue the tradition.
Vitamins May Increase Women's Risk of Dying, Research Finds – Suggests cutting back on Vitamin Arsenic.W.R. Berkley estimates up to $60M in cat losses – Insurance Company vows to stop insuring cats.
World's 'Oldest Running Motor Car' Sells for $4.62 Million – Buyer was ripped off as Blue Book only lists the value as 2.5 million….3 million if in excellent condition.
Sarah Palin says US due for a woman president- Plans to charge 5 cents for each day overdue!Assisted suicide machine in Kevorkian auction – Not recommended for people using Chantix.
Arizona awarded 2015 Super Bowl – Not much point in even playing out the 2015 season then is there?British Marathon Runner Admits He Caught a Bus to Finish Third in Race – If it wasn’t for the traffic, he would have won!
First Lady Says She Sneaks Out of White House as Much as Possible – But the secret service keeps dragging her back.Bloomberg Tells Protestors to Leave Zuccotti Park for Cleaning- Mayor promises to let protestors back as soon as they have showered, Bloomberg stated, “After three weeks, they are getting a little ripe!”
NY trader gets 2½ years in huge insider case – Trader’s lawyer argued jail would be more appropriate, but judge rules time served in the huge case instead.NJ college prof defends treatment of stutterer – Professor ap pa pa pol a a a..Professor says she’s sorry.
Fake Motley Crue Tickets Sold By Scammers – Concert goers claim they could tell the band was fake as they were not even a little motley.
Please accept my sincere apology for offending anyone with a speech problem. I am just a mean bastard!