BREASTS… a blogger beat-down
A week or so back I got into a tet-a-tet with a fellow blogger about different ways to describe breasts. Some might describe this back and forth discussion as a bit immature. As I am over 65 and this other person, a Mr. uldogSa* is also somewhat long of tooth, it struck me as kind of funny that two old farts could still get a bit giddy over this subject.
It started when this softball catching, talented writer resorted to third grade humor by referring in a post to a parade of naked women as “Troops of Titties.”
I corrected his terminology stating that the correct phrase in this situation would have been a “Bevy of Boobs.”
This started the tet-a-tet, or tit-a-tit of one phrase emails:
uldogSa: A Murder of Melons!
Cranky: A bonanza of bazooms!
uldogSa: A Nibble of Nipples!
Cranky: A Gaggle of Gonzogas!
uldogSa: A Slew of Silicon!
Cranky: A Taste of Tata’s!
uldogSa: A Pride of Pom-pom’s!
Cranky: A Jiggle of Jugs!
uldogSa: A Covey of Coconuts!
Cranky: A Combine of Cantaloupes!
uldogSa: A Host of Hooters!
We finally ended the back and forth…one can only be so immature…plus we ran out of Breast terminology!
A Platoon of Pontoons!
I don’t know about uldogSa, but I plan to grow up next year.
*Name is changed to protect the reputation of an actual talented writer who can be found @ http://jimsuldog.blogspot.com/ .