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Saturday, March 20, 2021

Stupid Headline Sunday 032121

 

Stupid Headline Sunday 032121

Not by popular demand, but nevertheless, back!

 

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sometimes sophomoric comments.

 

Psaki uses “C” word to describe situation at the borderIs this is the same “C” word I know?

Millennials' assets exceed $10 trillionStill not enough to cover their college debt.

Nepal expecting hundreds of climbers despite pandemic  As long as they wear a mask and social distance Mount Everest is deemed to be safe.

‘Sister Wives’ star Kody Brown says his four wives passed him around ‘like a rag doll’ during the pandemic He really needs to learn to spousal distance.

Biden calls his second-in-command 'President Harris'Not yet Joe, you need to wait for the 25th amendment.

Stolen playground slide found mounted to child's bedroomThe teen thief used it to slide out of the house  whenever she was grounded.

Israeli experts discover new Dead Sea ScrollsAuthored by James Patterson and Moses.

Lost surfboard turns up 1,700 miles from homeWhy is it always the last place you’d look?

WH axes staffers over past pot useAnyone under 50 who has a life need not apply.

Scientists discover Antarctic marine life trapped under ice for half a century – After 50 years the creatures were tired as Hell and very cold but otherwise just fine.

 

GOOD NEWS STORY OF THE WEEK

Northwestern Scientists Repair and Reverse ALS Neuron Damage in Lab Using New Non-Toxic Compound-

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/compound-stops-degeneration-of-brain-neurons-in-als/

Here is hoping that the ice water challenge thing was worth more than just a few good laughs!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

9 comments:

  1. Aww poor Cody. Everyman's nightmare having 4 women attacking him.
    Wonderful news about ALS but somewhere Stephen Hawking is saying "Now you figure it out?"

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  2. Lol at Biden! I can’t think of a reality star I dislike more than Kody Brown. He’s so fake!

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  3. The rush and the queue at mount Everest is so big that I wonder if social distancing is possible.

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  4. How about i am glad it's back because i enjoy it.

    Please, yes, i hope they have a cure, or at least a treatment, for ALS.

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  5. I love your stupid headlines posts! Glad to see it back! Wouldn't be great if one of those Dead Sea scrolls was translated to say: "If the world is still around in 2020 they are in for a heck of a year." Have a good week!

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  6. Amazing how they think up these headlines.

    God bless.

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  7. We just lost someone to a disease similar to ALS. I hope this news is true, and a cure can be found soon.

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  8. At least the lost surfboard wasn't trapped under the ice. That would have been REALLY hard to find.

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