Stupid Headline Sunday 032121

Not by popular demand, but nevertheless, back!

 

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sometimes sophomoric comments.

 

Psaki uses “C” word to describe situation at the border – Is this is the same “C” word I know?

Millennials' assets exceed $10 trillion – Still not enough to cover their college debt.

Nepal expecting hundreds of climbers despite pandemic –   As long as they wear a mask and social distance Mount Everest is deemed to be safe.

‘Sister Wives’ star Kody Brown says his four wives passed him around ‘like a rag doll’ during the pandemic – He really needs to learn to spousal distance.

Biden calls his second-in-command 'President Harris' – Not yet Joe, you need to wait for the 25^th amendment.

Stolen playground slide found mounted to child's bedroom – The teen thief used it to slide out of the house  whenever she was grounded.

Israeli experts discover new Dead Sea Scrolls – Authored by James Patterson and Moses.

Lost surfboard turns up 1,700 miles from home – Why is it always the last place you’d look?

WH axes staffers over past pot use – Anyone under 50 who has a life need not apply.

Scientists discover Antarctic marine life trapped under ice for half a century – After 50 years the creatures were tired as Hell and very cold but otherwise just fine.

 

GOOD NEWS STORY OF THE WEEK

Northwestern Scientists Repair and Reverse ALS Neuron Damage in Lab Using New Non-Toxic Compound-

https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/compound-stops-degeneration-of-brain-neurons-in-als/

Here is hoping that the ice water challenge thing was worth more than just a few good laughs!