HUSBAND INSTRUCTIONS FOR NEW WIVES*
Congratulations on your new 2011 Standard Husband. The 2011 model referred to as the 2011-SH is designed to be durable and functional. Please read the instructions carefully before using. Please do not expect your 2011-SH to perform post-wedding as he did pre-wedding. Once broken in, the 2011-SH loses some attentiveness. If he sometimes flounders or acts in a peculiar manner this is not a defect, but it will require some maintenance on your part.