Stupid Headlines 093018
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupid,
sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Mary Kay Letourneau, teacher who had
affair with 12-year-old student, said she 'didn't know' it was illegal – There are things that don’t have to
have a law on the books, creepy is creepy…and there is a law so…
Baby found crawling across New Jersey
road prompts investigation – Traffic cameras show baby clearly crosses against a red
light.
'Robot sex brothel' slated to open is
not wanted – I have
the best comment for this EVER, but
my filter just kicked in…make up your own.
Lego wheelchair helps Maryland Zoo's
injured turtle to heal – And the Hare still can’t beat him!
Student says Oxford University turned
her away from graduation because of 'provocative' ankles – I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a
provocative ankle.
Seal attacks kayaker with octopus – What the Hell was the kayaker doing with an octopus?
Gay penguins 'kidnap' chick from
parents at Denmark zoo after dad 'neglected' it – They knew they were gay, because both
were wearing tuxedos.
Man finds Mississippi governor's
wedding ring in 'old couch' - Do I smell scandal?
Oklahoma woman arrested after she
allegedly burglarizes, defecates in fraternity house – But she was very careful to not leave
any fingerprints.
Massachusetts fire department
welcomes 9 babies in 1 year – Is that a 9 alarmer?
David Beckham beats speeding ticket
with help from 'Mr. Loophole' – Bend the rules like Beckham?
FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE
WEEK
Couple's love story started with a
CPR kiss – I tried
that once and the girl just yelled, “someone call 911”…crap!
Loved your feel-good story!!
ReplyDeleteWait. . . didn't we have a pooping woman last week?
ReplyDeleteYou can't make this stuff up. Oh wait, the media makes up stuff all the time.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous Sunday, Joe. 😎
The picture of that baby crawling in the road scared me half to death when i saw it. The feel good story is amazing.
ReplyDeleteMary Kay Letourneau?? Sad when a teacher pleads ignorance. One sick puppy though oddly she and the boy are still married.
ReplyDeleteWould clients notice if the robots at the Robot Sex Brothel were just mechanically going through the motions? And would it even matter to them?
ReplyDeleteMy son who moved to Oregon was from elsewhere..I'm going to Oregon in a few weeks, maybe I should let them know I'm from elsewhere too but not moving in. OK, I heard about the Robot sex thing at work last week. Of course one of our Docs most pressing question about it was "How do you think they clean that?" Seriously, he's just not right in the head.
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