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Sunday, September 30, 2018

Stupid Headlines 093018


Stupid Headlines 093018




This week’s stupid headlines and my stupid, sometimes sophomoric comments.

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Mary Kay Letourneau, teacher who had affair with 12-year-old student, said she 'didn't know' it was illegal – There are things that don’t have to have a law on the books, creepy is creepy…and there is a law so…

Baby found crawling across New Jersey road prompts investigation – Traffic cameras show baby clearly crosses against a red light.

'Robot sex brothel' slated to open is not wanted – I have the best comment for this EVER, but my filter just kicked in…make up your own.

Lego wheelchair helps Maryland Zoo's injured turtle to heal – And the Hare still can’t beat him!

Student says Oxford University turned her away from graduation because of 'provocative' ankles – I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a provocative ankle.

Seal attacks kayaker with octopus – What the Hell was the kayaker doing with an octopus?

Gay penguins 'kidnap' chick from parents at Denmark zoo after dad 'neglected' it – They knew they were gay, because both were wearing tuxedos.

Man finds Mississippi governor's wedding ring in 'old couch'  - Do I smell scandal?

Oklahoma woman arrested after she allegedly burglarizes, defecates in fraternity house – But she was very careful to not leave any fingerprints.

Massachusetts fire department welcomes 9 babies in 1 year – Is that a 9 alarmer?

David Beckham beats speeding ticket with help from 'Mr. Loophole' – Bend the rules like Beckham?


FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE WEEK

Couple's love story started with a CPR kiss – I tried that once and the girl just yelled, “someone call 911”…crap!




7 comments:

  1. Wait. . . didn't we have a pooping woman last week?

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  2. You can't make this stuff up. Oh wait, the media makes up stuff all the time.

    Have a fabulous Sunday, Joe. 😎

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  3. The picture of that baby crawling in the road scared me half to death when i saw it. The feel good story is amazing.

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  4. Mary Kay Letourneau?? Sad when a teacher pleads ignorance. One sick puppy though oddly she and the boy are still married.

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  5. Would clients notice if the robots at the Robot Sex Brothel were just mechanically going through the motions? And would it even matter to them?

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  6. My son who moved to Oregon was from elsewhere..I'm going to Oregon in a few weeks, maybe I should let them know I'm from elsewhere too but not moving in. OK, I heard about the Robot sex thing at work last week. Of course one of our Docs most pressing question about it was "How do you think they clean that?" Seriously, he's just not right in the head.

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