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Sunday, September 23, 2018

My License Plate is Invalid

My License Plate is Invalid

I saw this on the road the other day and an Abbot and Costello routine started to run in my head.

Man checking into a Motel:

“Yes sir, we have your reservation, now if you just sign in and I’ll need your License plate number.”

“My license plate is invalid.”

“That’s ok sir just give me the number, it’s status isn’t our concern.”

“It’s invalid.”

“I know sir, that is all right, what is it?”

“It is I-N-V-A-L-I-D!”

“No need to yell sir, I understand, but I just need the numbers even if they are invalid.”

“They are invalid.”

“I know sir, but what are they?”

“Third Base!”

“Thank you, room 32B the elevator is on your left.”


  1. Thanks for the laugh. Abbot and Costello were the best. Definitely!

  2. Bwahahahahahahahahaha. Now that's stuck in my head too.

    Have a fabulous day and week, Joe. 😎

  3. Heh, heh! You'll need Mrs. C to act as the desk clerk when you take your act on the road. I certainly hope SHE was driving while you were taking a pic to prove it happened.

  4. Ha ha, that's funny. Now I am tempted for next year.

  5. Heeheehee! That would be so funny, i will bet Abbot and Costello would have had fun working up a routine for that.