Stupid Headlines 091618
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Man protests vegan food festival in
Amsterdam by eating raw, bloody veal heart – Just reading this and I am thinking of going vegan.
Florida Frisbee golfer bitten by
alligator in pond – Dum-de-la-de-da…I’m
just going to retrieve my frisbee by reaching into this POND, in FLORIDA!!! La-de-da-da-dum.
Texas man accidentally shoots himself
with booby trap inside his own home – Seems the trap worked and shot the big boob!
Pluto should be a planet again,
researchers argue – "Planet" "Dwarf" "Planet" "Dwarf" Make up your mind for heaven sake, it's not really that important!
'I Dream of Jeannie' star Barbara
Eden says she's never thought of herself as 'the sexy actress' – That makes ‘one of us!’ Are you
kidding me? No one watched that show for
the comedy!
Scientists may accidentally make it rain
in the Sahara Desert - Apparently the
Sahara Desert strip club is a popular scientist hang-out.
World's oldest brewery discovered,
was making beer 13,000 years ago – Stone Age Light
Scary new venomous snake discovered
in Australia – Snakes,
crocks, spiders, jellyfish, huge sharks…Like Australia doesn’t have enough shit
to kill you!
Taco Bell employee fired for refusing
to serve English-speaking customer – Hmmm, how do you say Taco in Spanish?
Arizona man fakes
having Down syndrome, hires women to bathe him and change his diapers - This is disturbing
on more levels than I can count.
John Kerry: Trump
Has 'Maturity of an 8-Year-Old Boy With the Insecurity of a Teenage Girl' - Trump tweeted Kerry:
"I know you are, but what am I?"*
*it’s a
JOKE!! Political comments will be
deleted.
FEEL GOOD STORY OF THE
WEEK
California man steps in front of
machete to save woman at Starbucks – Not really “Feel Good,” as the story is disturbing and this
guy was seriously injured, but what a HERO with a capital HERO!
Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteWhere do you find these things? haha My favorites: the booby trap, the Florida guy....but the guy who faked Downs Syndrome? ewwwwwwwwww
ReplyDeleteI saw the video of the gal at Taco Bell and you could tell she knew how to speak English. What an idiot.
ReplyDeleteThe Arizona man is a triple EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.
Have a fabulous day, Joe. ☺
I was trying to get the image of a strip club with white-coated scientists out of my mind, but then I read about the fake Downs guy, and let it stay.
ReplyDeleteMy skin is still crawling about the fake Downs guy.
ReplyDeleteI love your headlines! We have a booby trap in our house. It's called "Arnold". Anytime a stranger enters he gets so excited he pees on their shoes. Thanks for giving me another great reason to never go back and visit Arizona..no offense to anyone. And another good reason to not drink coffee.
ReplyDeleteThe guy protesting vegans does realize no one is requiring him to become one, just celebrating that they are, right? Weirdo.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, several weirdos this week, quite entertaining (and a bit disgusting).
HERO doesn’t capture it enough on that story.
This poor old world of ours is rapidly going nuts. Thank goodness for the good guys who more than make up for the ewwwwy ones.
ReplyDeletePeople are crazy. People are stupid. Well, the ones who did the above are.
ReplyDeleteI used to work for local newspapers and my favourite misprint headline was the one that left the L out of the word public!
ReplyDeleteIf I had the choice between eating a bloody veal heart and a vegan meal, I'd be going the vegan route, too!
ReplyDeleteAnd well, of course - Florida! What is it in the water here?