Stupid Headlines 010817
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time again for
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| No way, at least his first name isn't Fred |
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines
and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Teen surfer bitten by shark while
wearing device said to reduce risk of attack – It turns out a mackerel neckless is
not a very good deterrent.
New subway line, awaited since the
1920s, opens in New York – And some people claim New Yorkers are impatient!
Waffle House waitress loses job after
firing gun during robbery – If a waitress robbed me, I would want her fired if she shot a
gun or not!
At least 3 injured after owner tries
to put sweater on pit bull – You don’t tug on Superman’s cape, you don’t spit into the
wind, you don’t put a sweater on an old bull dog and you don’t mess around with
Jim.
Mark Zuckerberg reveals he's no
longer an atheist – Facebook
CEO believes in God, he also believes that God is him.
Charles Manson reportedly seriously
ill, taken to hospital – He’s 82, how does Carrie Fischer, George Michaels, David Bowie, or Prince
die before this old murderous prick?
Dylann Roof cold to victims, but
apologized to his parents – The only apology I can think of is “Sorry you were ever
born!”
Theology Students Given Trigger
Warning Before Studying Christ’s Crucifixion – Spoiler alert, he rises that
Sunday!
California bans killer whale
theatrical shows, breeding – I get the show cancellations, but I think the whales may have
something to say about the breeding ban.
Petition seeks to keep Stallions
nickname of new Kentucky high school – Clearly sexist, what were they thinking? New name will be “The Terrific
non-genderiffic.”
Florida Marathon Runner Gets Lost,
Goes Missing for 12 Hours – Shouldn’t you at least follow the runners ahead of you and if
you can’t see them maybe you should try another sport.
THE FEEL-GOOD STORY OF
THE WEEK:
Teen carries brother with cerebral
palsy on back for 111-mile walk – Does anyone else have a 1969 song by the Hollys stuck in
their head?
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I love the LeRoy Brown reference with the dog sweater incident. :) - Yes. Why is that POS Manson still alive and we lost so many good ones... I'm happy to hear that Zuckerberg is no longer an athiest. Maybe the birth of his daughter woke him up. :)
ReplyDeleteThx, but you have the titles confused
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4qUXcXuMSE
You're right and when I was typing it I was singing the song and I knew I had it wrong! Hahaha
DeleteHow did Manson get sick? He's not allowed to have sick visitors, is he? Nice safe surroundings, comfortable - you'd think he would live to 100 or more.
ReplyDeleteI always look forward to your stupid headlines. Some of them are more than stupid.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday.
And the load
Doesn't weigh me down at all
He ain't heavy he's my brother
He's my brother
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
He ain't heavy, he's my brother
Have a fabulous day Joe. ☺
Your head line almost gave me a heart attack. I hope that no piglets died.
ReplyDeleteHappy New Year to you and Mrs. "C" and the whole family.
"At least 3 injured after owner tries to put sweater on pit bull"
ReplyDeleteIf they tried to put one of those ugly Christmas sweaters on me, I'd injure 3 people, too! Good dog! ;)
I wouldn't mind living in a world without Charles Manson.
ReplyDeleteJust as I expected--GREAT post!!
ReplyDeleteI have always thought it silly pets being dressed up like people. I guess that pit bull had even stronger feelings.
ReplyDeleteI had no idea the Hollies sang that...I always thought it was only Neil Diamond.
ReplyDeleteLOL at the marathon runner. Wonder if he ran two marathons.
If theology students need a trigger warning, maybe they are in the wrong classes.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the dog wanted to wear a mackerel necklace, and be called a Stallion, and that sweater triggered him.
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