THE CRANKY OLD MAN
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Saturday, January 28, 2017
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Stupid Headline 012917
It’s time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
When horse diapers and freedom of
religion collide – I
don’t even want to know!
Online Ugliness: Inauguration sparks
anti-Trump vitriol on social media – Not a problem, I have simply clicked the appropriate Facebook
buttons and political sources of all persuasions are slowly disappearing.Have also had to “unfollow” (not “unfriend” )
a few friends and some family…I also stay away from news channels on TV. I am much calmer.It has been as difficult as quitting smoking,
but just as worth it.
Pat Buchanan: 1968 Protests were Far
Worse than Today – Of
course in 1968, men were protesting about having to die in a country they never
heard of for a war that they had no idea what it was about, and today women are
protesting to be given rights which by law they’ve had for years, so…*
Pope forces conservative out in
condom battle – I
wonder if this isn’t just a Trojan horse.**
No !@#$%ing way! N.J. curses more
than any state – I
don’t know what assholes came up with this crap, but it is fucking bullshit!
Tech billionaires reportedly stock up
on ‘apocalypse insurance’ – So if the world comes to an end…where do you go to collect?
Drug dealers used home of Kennedy
relatives on Cape Cod – “Er ah, er ah, wanna, er ah, er ah, buy some dope?”
Call it 'Smunday': Heinz pushing to
make Super Bowl Monday a national holiday – Yes, yes, and YES!
Massive crack discovered in Arizona
desert – Turns out
it was just a plumber’s convention.
Burger King Employees Sold Pot With
Order of 'Extra Crispy Fries – “Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, take some cannabis
announce proposal that would establish California as separate nation – Well that would swing the popular vote to Trump, but
he’d have to build a longer wall.
And the feel-good story of the
People Are Making Huge Sweaters To
Protect Elephants From The Cold – Who knew!