Saturday, October 8, 2016
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Stupid Headline Sunday
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Woman caught having sex with model dinosaur at playground – “With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won’t you say you love me too.”
Man survives 2 bear attacks in same morning – Sometimes it’s best to just sleep in.
Hungry pigs chomp lawns in Northern California neighborhood – It’s the medical marijuana I tell ya!
Secrets of ultra-stealth submarines revealed in massive leak – First secret is a massive leak makes it sink like a sieve.
Dems push to have Obama added to Mount Rushmore – Dems want to see him in stone, Republicans want to stone him and after 8 years The President just wants to get stoned again.
Norway’s prime minister just got busted playing ‘Pokémon Go’ during a debate
Come back next week for more