Stupid Headlines 100916
It is time again for
Stupid Headline Sunday
This week’s stupid headlines
and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Woman caught having sex with model
dinosaur at playground – “With a great big hug and a kiss from me to
you, won’t you say you love me too.”
Man bitten on penis
by venomous spider for the second time – Some men will just
never learn that no means no!
Man survives 2 bear attacks in same
morning – Sometimes
it’s best to just sleep in.
Hungry pigs chomp lawns in Northern
California neighborhood – It’s the medical marijuana I tell ya!
Virginia Democrat Registers 19 Dead People To Vote
For Hillary – Big deal, they’re dead! How are they going to vote?
Secrets of ultra-stealth submarines
revealed in massive leak – First secret is a massive leak makes it sink like a sieve.
Kendall Jenner a big
fan of the no-bra look – Don’t most women
prefer men without bras?
New Hampshire farm
turns outhouse into voting booth – Sounds like a proper venue to me.
Colleges now offering
'safe spaces' for students to take naps – This is nothing new, we had one in the 60’s. We called it the Library.
Youth football coach
loses job after reportedly punishing boy over bullying – The coach made the
kid run laps! In my day you had to run
laps for missing a block. Once you
woosify football it is official, we are doomed!
Dems push to have Obama added to Mount
Rushmore – Dems want
to see him in stone, Republicans want to stone him and after 8 years The
President just wants to get stoned again.
Norway’s prime minister just got busted playing
‘Pokémon Go’ during a debate – This is my kind of political scandal.
Come back next week for more
STUPID
HEADLINES
You know, that outhouse thing might not be a bad idea ...
ReplyDeletethank you so much .
ReplyDeletehad fun
It does feel like entering an outhouse to go in a voting booth with lousy choices.
ReplyDeletelaughed at several of your retorts. thanks!
ReplyDeleteHmmm...enclosed space, strips of paper....yup.....outhouse.
ReplyDeleteDead people always vote democrat. It's been going on for decades. Nothing new there.
ReplyDeleteAlways look forward to your stupid headlines, but I look forward to your comments more.
I linked you to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day Joe. ☺
I read through your comments and saw that Sandee had called your headlines stupid. I was moderately offended by her characterization until I realized that's what you called them, too.
ReplyDeleteI don't find them to be stupid, just funny.
Keep 'em coming, please.
Some of your best!!
ReplyDeleteLaughed out loud at "no meaning no":)) I agree with Fran.
ReplyDeleteI think we should get the name of Norway's prime minister and put him down as the write in vote.
ReplyDeleteLibrary was the BEST place to nap.
ReplyDeleteOnly if all our politicians in the US for get busted for playing ‘Pokémon Go’ instead of screwing our lives up.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the bear-attack man is kin to the spider-penis man. Also, about the clown who committed the Fu King robbery...was it the one next door to Sofa King?
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