Stupid Headline Sunday
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Woman caught having sex with model dinosaur at playground – “With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, won’t you say you love me too.”
Man bitten on penis by venomous spider for the second time – Some men will just never learn that no means no!
Man survives 2 bear attacks in same morning – Sometimes it’s best to just sleep in.
Hungry pigs chomp lawns in Northern California neighborhood – It’s the medical marijuana I tell ya!
Virginia Democrat Registers 19 Dead People To Vote For Hillary – Big deal, they’re dead! How are they going to vote?
Secrets of ultra-stealth submarines revealed in massive leak – First secret is a massive leak makes it sink like a sieve.
Kendall Jenner a big fan of the no-bra look – Don’t most women prefer men without bras?
New Hampshire farm turns outhouse into voting booth – Sounds like a proper venue to me.
Colleges now offering 'safe spaces' for students to take naps – This is nothing new, we had one in the 60’s. We called it the Library.
Youth football coach loses job after reportedly punishing boy over bullying – The coach made the kid run laps! In my day you had to run laps for missing a block. Once you woosify football it is official, we are doomed!
Dems push to have Obama added to Mount Rushmore – Dems want to see him in stone, Republicans want to stone him and after 8 years The President just wants to get stoned again.
Norway’s prime minister just got busted playing ‘Pokémon Go’ during a debate
Come back next week for more