Stupid Headlines 101616
It is time again for
Stupid Headline Sunday
This week’s stupid headlines
and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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25 new 'Dead Sea Scrolls' revealed – WikiLeaks claims this will finally be
the end of Hillary’s campaign.
Oregon bakery shop accused of racism
over Oreo cupcake named 'Mr. President' – Baker
claims it is just an innocent name and the cupcakes are sold along with other
innocent produce like monkey bread, white sheet cake, and jigaboo pie.
New dwarf planet discovered billions
of miles from the sun – I’m pretty sure that should be “Little Celestial Body.”
Young Actress Walks Off Set, Can't
Say Clinton is Honest in New Ad – This is really funny, but in truth it is part of an ad for
Trump.
Study confirms human docs better than
computers – They can diagnose very well, but
“Taking two aspirin and reboot” doesn’t cure anything.
'Tipsy' German Partygoers Confuse
Real Cops for Strippers – From the article:
Several attempts to explain to the
"approximately 10 tipsy women" that the officers were genuine law
enforcement "were completely unsuccessful,"
This should be a Saturday Night Live skit!
Slow Train Crosses Lehigh Valley
Marathon Course, Damaging Finish Times – Apparently you can over-train for a marathon.
Museum asks visitors to desecrate the
Virgin Mary in evil exhibit – Now if the museum also had a cartoon of a guy named Mohammed,
I’d be offended.
New Jersey man charged with stealing
$160G worth of cheese – Street value,
when thinly sliced and sold on little crackers is $250,000!
Man interrupts bear sex, pays the
price – Ursus
interruptus, Human tearisuptus.
Cursing is a sign of high intelligence,
study shows – This
is bullshit; the most ridiculous fucking headline I’ve ever fucking seen!
Connecticut school apologizes for
'Hitler' football play – The play, a
double reverse with a naked boot leg has been renamed “Trump” and all is right
with the world.
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OMG! I choked on my tea and it came outta' my nose!!! YOUR suggestions for the Oregon bakery???!! GENIUS! Omg.. I'm still laughing. And then those poor women and those cops. Hahahahaha. Sounds like my kinda' party! :D
ReplyDelete25 new 'Dead Sea Scrolls' revealed. Scrolls were found in Hillary Clinton's basement next to the toilet. Media blames Trump.
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! You always make me laugh too hard on Sunday.
ReplyDeleteAll great, as usual, but I especially liked... "Street value, when thinly sliced and sold on little crackers is $250,000!" Great job, Joe!
ReplyDeleteAlways enjoy the stupid headlines with wry synopses.
ReplyDeleteoh, yeah, lots of good ones today. you nailed it!
ReplyDeleteThe Hitler play is a bootleg? I would have thought it woudl be a handoff to fullback Fritz "the Tank" Mueller, who would crash through the line behind the monster right tackle, straight into the heart of Poland.
ReplyDeleteI think the bear one is my favorite, but they are all good and your comments are even better. I of course linked you to Silly Sunday as always.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
I have to admit that "Young Actress Walks Off Set, Can't Say Clinton is Honest in New Ad" is very clever, although I disagree with it!!
ReplyDeleteMe too Fran.
DeleteI always get a kick out of your take on the Sunday "Funnies"
ReplyDeleteWhere DO you get these things?
ReplyDeleteI'm really wondering about the cops who were arresting the "approximately 10 tipsy women" ... could they not count to 10 exactly?
ReplyDeleteThe one about the tipsy partiers is hilarious. It does sound more like something from a citcom than a headline.
ReplyDeleteAhh, the power of cheese!
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PhooxCCZz7s
I imagine those leaked Dead Sea Scrolls prove it was Bill Clinton, not King David, that had an affair with Bathsheba.
ReplyDeleteThe Virgin Mary / Muhammad one. . . too close to true. . .
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