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Sunday, August 21, 2016



It is time again for
I find this difficult to accept

Stupid Headline Sunday

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 


Maiden flight of giant helium-filled airship postponed – Passengers got all freaked out when everyone sounded like they were in Munchkin Land.

Naked man involved in collision, runs along I-5 – When caught he was ordered to “put your hands up…wait, put them down…no just put one hand up.”

Dick's Deciding How to Use the Sports Authority Name – For starters I would rule out Vajayjay’s

Man released after road rage death killed by motorist – Ok everybody, all at once now, “Karma is a ______!” That’s right.

Study finds Latinos age at slower rate than other ethnicities – When is government going to do something to right this inequity? Maybe they can infect Latinos with Zika to even things out.

Clinton's foundation to alter donations policy if elected -  And if elected, Trump vows to stop robbing 7-11’s and selling children into slavery.


96 Percent Of Hillary’s Charitable Donations In 2015 Went To Clinton Foundation – This year I plan to make a large tax deductible contribution to the Hagy Foundation.

What It Takes to Be a Yo-Yo Master – Absolutely no marketable skills and a lot of time on your hands.

Ohio man arrested after sex act with van – I have no idea…pumping the brake?


Proposed legislation could end food, beverage ban at New Jersey funeral homes – Well, now I know where I’m going for lunch.

Defending Olympic gold medalist scores 0.0 after faceplant dive attempt – When multiplied by the degree of difficulty the final score was…0.0.


Watch this dad take his son to the Vette to pull a tooth – I can remember when slamming a door would do the trick.



Come back next week for more




  1. i giggled at the thought of munchkin-sounding flight attendants and crew. :)

  2. I contribute regularly to the Chubby Chatterbox Fund, but Mrs. Chatterbox is the one who spends the money.

  3. So maybe Hillary could donate a few bucks to the van humping guy so he could buy a blow up doll? ;)

  4. I'm so glad there are no fakes any more. Are there?

  5. If you put fakes in here no one would really know. The world is so crazy that nothing would surprise us anymore.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday as always.

    Have a fabulous day Joe. ☺

  6. Overeating sets stage for obesity? Surely they jest!

  7. "Defending Olympic gold medalist scores 0.0 after faceplant dive attempt." has to be fake because faceplanting is a profession in my broken neck of the woods.

  8. Sex act with a van...that sounds painful. I wonder if it involved the tailpipe. :-0

  9. Hot dog, funerals are now party time.

  10. Heeheehee! We've always been allowed to have coffee at funeral homes. If they hadn't allowed it, there would have been riots.

  11. That van guy? Maybe he rear-ended it! (Says my 13-year-old self).

  12. I will have the table next to the dead guy. OK, here is the south we have food for every event but I have not gone to pot luck at the funeral home yet.

  13. Lunch at a funeral home? Doesn't sound like a good idea to me. I hear the atmosphere is dead. ;)


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