It is time again for
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| I find this difficult to accept |
This week’s stupid headlines
and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Maiden flight of giant helium-filled
airship postponed – Passengers got all freaked out when everyone
sounded like they were in Munchkin Land.
Naked man involved in collision, runs along I-5 – When caught he was
ordered to “put your hands up…wait, put them down…no just put one hand up.”
Dick's Deciding How to Use the
Sports Authority Name – For starters I would rule out Vajayjay’s
Man released after road
rage death killed by motorist – Ok everybody, all at once now, “Karma is a ______!”
That’s right.
Study finds Latinos
age at slower rate than other ethnicities – When is government going to do something to right
this inequity? Maybe they can infect Latinos with Zika to even things out.
Clinton's foundation
to alter donations policy if elected - And if elected,
Trump vows to stop robbing 7-11’s and selling children into slavery.
96 Percent Of Hillary’s Charitable Donations In
2015 Went To Clinton Foundation – This year I plan to make a large
tax deductible contribution to the Hagy Foundation.
What It Takes to Be a Yo-Yo Master – Absolutely no
marketable skills and a lot of time on your hands.
Ohio man arrested after sex act with van – I have no
idea…pumping the brake?
Proposed legislation could end food, beverage ban at
New Jersey funeral homes – Well, now I know where I’m going for lunch.
Defending Olympic gold
medalist scores 0.0 after faceplant dive attempt – When multiplied by
the degree of difficulty the final score was…0.0.
Watch this dad take his son to the
Vette to pull a tooth – I can remember when slamming a door
would do the trick.
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i giggled at the thought of munchkin-sounding flight attendants and crew. :)
ReplyDeleteI contribute regularly to the Chubby Chatterbox Fund, but Mrs. Chatterbox is the one who spends the money.
ReplyDeleteSo maybe Hillary could donate a few bucks to the van humping guy so he could buy a blow up doll? ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad there are no fakes any more. Are there?
ReplyDeleteIf you put fakes in here no one would really know. The world is so crazy that nothing would surprise us anymore.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday as always.
Have a fabulous day Joe. ☺
Overeating sets stage for obesity? Surely they jest!
ReplyDelete"Defending Olympic gold medalist scores 0.0 after faceplant dive attempt." has to be fake because faceplanting is a profession in my broken neck of the woods.
ReplyDeleteFunny (& amazing) as always!!
ReplyDeleteWhere do you get this stuff :)
ReplyDeleteSex act with a van...that sounds painful. I wonder if it involved the tailpipe. :-0
ReplyDeleteHot dog, funerals are now party time.
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! We've always been allowed to have coffee at funeral homes. If they hadn't allowed it, there would have been riots.
ReplyDeleteThat van guy? Maybe he rear-ended it! (Says my 13-year-old self).
ReplyDeleteI will have the table next to the dead guy. OK, here is the south we have food for every event but I have not gone to pot luck at the funeral home yet.
ReplyDeleteLunch at a funeral home? Doesn't sound like a good idea to me. I hear the atmosphere is dead. ;)
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