STUPID HEADLINES 070316
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Man wants to open 'café fellatio' in Switzerland – “I’ll have what he’s having.”
Zika vaccines prove 100 percent protective in mice – I guess that means they won’t have to move the mouse Olympics out of Rio.
Naked intruder shot by Oregon homeowner turns out to be ex-NFL player – So…he was just running an “Out and in” pattern?
Newly discovered helium deposit is a 'game changer' – Now everyone can sing “Ding Dong the Witch is Dead.”
Sheep Nabbed After night On the Lam – Outrageous! *
Perdue to Focus on Chicken Care – Kind of like having Jared Fogle run a daycare center.*
Al Qaeda leader warns of 'gravest consequences' if Boston marathon bomber executed – Like it makes a difference; these assholes chop off heads for sport!
Judge Bans 10-Year-Old Girl From Playing Golf – Girls is top rated teen girl golfer in the country…I read the article three times and still have no idea why she is banned…something to do with a divorce and custody.
How to know when you're being lied to – Hillary’s lips are moving!**
Elite NYC school teaching kindergartners about 'white privilege' – Self esteem is very important, but it is also important for five year old white kids to know that they suck!
**Oh relax Liberals, you say way worse stuff about Trump…it’s a joke.
Come back next week for more