STUPID HEADLINES 071716
It is time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Sand sculpture of busty Cape Cod mermaid draws complaints – I’ve got 99 problems, but sand boobs in a bikini ain’t one.
Thousands of 'blue people' flock to Hull City – The annual Valium convention.
Yale dishwasher canned after breaking 'racist' stained-glass window – I don’t know a thing about the “racist window” but am shocked to see the name Yale next to dishwasher.
'Pokémon Go' takes world by storm – More proof of “Global Nerding”!
Sanders supporters reportedly to hold Philly 'fart-in' – That’s one way to air out your grievances.
Marines playing Pokémon Go catch attempted murder suspect – Scramidoo swears he didn’t do it, says it was Pincachoo in the library with a candlestick holder.
British county now classifying cat-calling as a hate crime – What’s the point, they only ignore you anyway?
New study busts long-running conception myth – So it can happen from a toilet seat?
Florida man fighting to keep pizza-eating pet alligator in garden – Man loves his 13 foot pet… “Domino’s” delivery dude…not so much. *
Egypt unveils oldest papyrus, details on pyramid-builders – Instructions call for 3800 #6 1800 #5, 700 #4, 400 #3, 40 #2 and one #1 square stones…much assembly required, 6000 Jewish slaves not included.
Mick Jagger becoming a dad again at 72 – So he can get some, satisfaction and he gets some, girly action.
*I have to have at least one Florida headline.
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