STUPID HEADLINES 071016
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time again for
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| They wavered a bit on the adultery thing |
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Two charged after video shows man jumping on swimming moose – This
sounds like the first episode for “Moose Week” on the Discovery channel.
Dolly Parton clarifies Hillary Clinton 'endorsement' – Says she prefers “The Donald” because his name has 2 D’s.
Why Is Hillary Clinton Using Air Force One On The Campaign Trail? – Because the “Lolita Express” isn’t available.
Would-be carjacker foiled by stick shift – He’s an idiot in the clutch.
Tampa Bay Buccaneer wakes up locked in museum after his friend's wedding – Why is this news…who hasn’t woken up locked in a museum after a wedding?
Here's why 2016 will have an extra second – The good news is this delays Social Security going bankrupt.
Lindsay Lohan turning 30 and writing a book – But first she plans to read a book.
U.S. has highest car crash death rate – Democrats hold sit-it to force more car control regulations.
BMW promises fully driverless cars by 2021 – They’re already pretty close, most BMW’s are driven by assholes now.
Woman pleads guilty to having
sex so loudly, it shook neighbor's furniture – One time we wrinkled the
sheets.
Noah’s
Ark Theme Park Destroyed In A Flood – I guess they didn’t get enough warning…and
they were going to have a BOGO on opening day.*
Fire
Destroys Great Cacapon Volunteer Fire Station – Perhaps the fire
station shouldn’t have volunteered. (Keep them coming
Frog.)
*Oops! Turns out this was a goof, never happened.
*Oops! Turns out this was a goof, never happened.
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As usual I linked you to Silly Sunday. Your comments are always funny.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day Joe. ☺
I love your Stupid Headlines posts!!
ReplyDelete"...most BMW’s are driven by assholes..."
ReplyDeleteThat's true.
When I stopped being an asshole I stopped wanting a BMW.
I got so excited about Noah's Ark being destroyed by a flood that I had to Google it. Turns out that's a fake story. Darn!
ReplyDeleteThere's always some nut trying to steal an expensive sports car and can't because he's not smart enough to drive a standard transmission. You'd think they'd give up!
ReplyDeleteHadn't heard about Dolly--had to check that one out. Funny about double D's.
ReplyDeleteMoose Week? They might get better ratings with Furniture-Moving Sex Week.
ReplyDeleteWould-be carjacker foiled by stick shift <-- That's why I have a stick shift...and it works! My car has never been stolen.
ReplyDeleteAbout the Tampa Bay Buccaneer waking up locked in museum, all I can say is, "Well, Florida..."
You ain't right:)
ReplyDeletean idiot in the clutch... hahahaha!
ReplyDelete"Woman pleads guilty to having sex so loudly, it shook neighbor's furniture"
ReplyDeleteDOH! I was thaaaaat close: I got a sweater for Christmas, when what I really wanted was a screamer or a moaner. ;)
I keep trying to get locked in a museum after hours but I can't seem to manage it.
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