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Friday, July 22, 2016



A cranky opinion for


The following is the opinion of a cranky old man who quite frankly may be a little disturbed.  Opposing opinions are welcome, but please, no name calling, and that means you, you big stupid-head!

I do not consider myself to be a prude.  In fact I am probably a bit deviant.  Still, I don’t get all the hoopla about the Trump/Pence campaign logo.

Apparently the logo represents the T for Trump having intercourse with the P for Pence.  REALLY?

This reminds me of the old joke of the guy taking the Rorschach ink blot test.  Whatever blot he is shown he sees something erotic in it.  At some point the psychiatrist says, “You seem to be rather hung up on pornographic images.”  The patient responds,  "Me? You’re the one with all the dirty pictures.”

I have stared at the Trump logo for a while and yes I do finally see how it could be interpreted as inappropriate. 

I decided to look into past presidential candidate logos and see if Trump is alone in his inappropriate image.

What I found is appalling!

Let me start out with the most obvious and the worst

These may not have been approved by the Nixon campaign…but still!

Then there is this:

Oh wait, that says LIKE…never mind, but what about this disturbing image:

A Kennedy Johnson? Please do I have to spell it out for you?


I don’t know about you, but I see a ménage à trois !

If that is not enough I was outraged by this:

Does that look like a peanut or a penis…take a good look, including the placement…RIGHT?

 Clinton on top of Gore?  What is 96 switched around?  That’s right…appalling!

Republicans with the same disgusting missionary image, and 88 I don’t know but that number seems dirty.  Plus Quayle, a bird in a Bush? COME ON!!

Again with the missionary image, that is so degrading to a woman.

 This time on top of a Bush?  What were they thinking?

And then there is this… "All the way?” Need I say more?

Finally just to be fair in this election season, is it me or is that a phallic arrow piercing the H for Hillary?

Don’t fault me; it is the candidates posting all these dirty logos!

I’m a cranky old man and I approve this post.

The preceding was the opinion of a cranky old man and not necessarily that of management…Mrs. Cranky!


  1. Not to mention that TP is also a term used to abbreviate toilet paper.

  2. My favorite campaign button was in 1984 in San Francisco when Mondale chose Ferraro. The button (please forgive me) read: Fritz and Tits!

  3. Why is Hillary's arrow pointing to the right? Shouldn't it be pointing to the left, where she wants to take us?

  4. There is no clear choice in this year's elections. I wish they would all get religion and decide they couldn't force themselves on the American people. Either that or karma got busy ...

  5. If you think those logos are dirty, you should have a look into the people whose names are on them.

  6. Even my 13-year-old-self didn't notice anything to "heh, heh" about in that Trump/Pence logo.

  7. They will look for anything I think to discredit the fact Donald Trump won the nomination and is running for president. I hadn't heard of this with their logo. So silly anyone would imagine that.


  8. I'm glad we don't have any of those types of logos out here.

  9. Some people have too much time on their hands and too much imagination to go with it.

  10. What is appalling to me is Donald Trump himself!!

  11. I missed the logo hullabaloo. I find both Trump's and Hillary's logos as unappealing as the candidates.

  12. It doesn't matter what Trump does, it will be wrong. It will be racist. It will be offensive. It's all they have.

    Have a fabulous day Joe. ☺

  13. haha. trump is a pr*ck, no matter what...

  14. As an artist I thought Trump and Pence's logo clumsy and high school ish but I never thought it sexually suggestive. Dirty minds can find filth anywhere.

  15. The Trump-Pence thing reminds me of a business card (which may be the point; I don't know.) I was going to show you how a reasonable candidate makes posters, but when I googled Gary Johnson posters, I saw... well, I can't post a photo here, so far as I know, so I'll describe it. "I [drawing of a red white & blue porcupine] Gary Johnson" No, I haven't the slightest idea, either.

  16. Clearly, hip and clever advertising agencies who come up with hip and clever logos don't want to be involved in politics!

  17. Omgosh. The stupidest thing ever. I hadn't heard about the hoopla over the logo. Just goes to show, if you're looking for it, you'll find it. Can we just have a president already and be done with all this nonsense?

  18. Ok, but did you see this gif??

    I can hear the squeaking mattress when I watch it.

    Also, maybe i'm 12. Whatevs.

  19. Stopppp. Now I have to go take a shower :)