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Sunday, July 31, 2016



NY Post always has the best headlines!
 It is time again for
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.  
Some of Melania Trump's speech at GOP convention similar to Michelle Obama remarks – “I was born a poor black girl in Chicago, Yugoslavia…” similar, but just a coincidence.

Pennsylvania mom accused of stuffing kids, ages 3 and 5, in Corvette trunk – This just boggles my mind…who knew Corvettes had a trunk?

Fugitive polygamous sect leader likely used olive oil to aid escape – And Popeye is really pissed!

Texas man made to pay child support in New Jersey for child that isn't his – Sure, and people make fun of New Jersey!
These high schoolers are manufacturing airplane parts – I made a bookshelf in shop.
Caitlyn Jenner: Easier to come out as trans than Republican – Not sure if this is funny or sad…ok, it’s funny…maybe a little bit sad.
Driver playing Pokémon GO smashes into Baltimore patrol car – As they say in Jamaica, “He’s going to GO to the pokey mon.”
Protester outside DNC sets flag, then himself on fire. – Must be one of the many college educated Clinton supporters they keep mentioning in the polls.

Woman alleges she was 'sexually assaulted' by Wee Wee toy in hibachi restaurant – I felt molested by the flaming volcanic onion…they need to shut that place down.

National Chicken Wing Day (7/29/16): How to get free, cheap wings at Buffalo Wild Wings – I think I’d prefer to pay for good wings rather than get free cheap wings.

Daredevil to attempt jumping out of plane at 25,000 feet without a parachuteThere is a net, what could go wrong? 

Michigan man accused in recycling scheme inspired by 'Seinfeld,' could go to prison – It can’t be done, I’ve done the math a thousand times, it can’t be done unless you get a truck and gas for free.  You’d have to hijack a postal truck to do that.

Come back next week for more


  1. I had to google the last one.

    My favorite part was this: "State police Motor Carrier Officer Clifford Lyden testified he stopped Everidge for speeding in a truck April 27 in Livingston County. Lyden said the truck was "packed" with aluminum cans that Everidge said were from Kentucky."

    That's right: A cop stopped him before he carried out his evil scheme. So he'd presumably be going to jail for "attempted recycling."

  2. I'm so happy to have you back. I miss your stupid headlines when your computer doesn't work. I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a terrific Silly Sunday. ☺

  3. It took you a semester in high school shop class to put a board on top of two concrete blocks? SWEET! ;)

  4. Good Sunday, and I mean it all ways.

  5. popeye and pokey mon were awesome!

  6. I googled a couple of these--they were WILD!!

  7. I didn't know Melania was black. Trump might do better if he promoted that, along with the lie that she has a four year degree from the University of Slovenia. According to that university, she dropped out during her freshman year after failing several exams. Of course I don't blame her for this: her husband lied to make her seem like more than an arm ornament.

    1. I didn't think I was getting political with this post. Do you really want to argue about candidates lies to the public. I could probably find a few from Hillary, and if spouses are fair game maybe even Bill, but it really doesn't make any difference to most people.

      Reducing a capable woman to eye candy does not seem very progressive to me, sounds like misogyny. At least Melania can lie in five languages, lots of "arm ornaments" can't do that.

  8. I'll have to google the olive oil escape - that sounds very intriguing.

  9. Nasreen saved me the Google search. Thanks. That one had me curious also.

  10. I didn't realize Corvettes had trunks either! I'm not touching the political stuff.

  11. Haha! The Caitlyn Jenner one made me laugh out loud. Good ones.

  12. Recycling scheme! What's next, people trying to get rid of muffin stumps, and books they read in the toilet, by giving them to Rebecca DeMornay and the homeless?

  13. Heeheehee! Thanks for the grins!

  14. Omg. I read about that guy jumping out without a parachute with only the net below. Wth? No way would you catch me doing that. I would bungee jump tho which makes no sense, I know..