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NY Post always has the best headlines!
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines
and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Some of Melania Trump's speech at GOP convention similar to Michelle
Obama remarks – “I was born a poor black girl in Chicago,
Yugoslavia…” similar, but just a coincidence.
Pennsylvania mom accused of stuffing kids, ages 3 and
5, in Corvette trunk – This just
boggles my mind…who knew Corvettes had a trunk?
Fugitive polygamous sect leader likely used olive oil
to aid escape – And
Popeye is really pissed!
Texas man
made to pay child support in New Jersey for child that isn't his – Sure, and people make fun of New
Jersey!
These high schoolers are
manufacturing airplane parts –
I made a
bookshelf in shop.
Caitlyn Jenner: Easier to come out as
trans than Republican – Not sure if this is funny or sad…ok, it’s
funny…maybe a little bit sad.
Driver playing Pokémon GO smashes into
Baltimore patrol car – As they say in Jamaica, “He’s going to GO to the
pokey mon.”
Protester outside DNC sets flag, then
himself on fire. – Must be one of the many college educated
Clinton supporters they keep mentioning in the polls.
Woman alleges she was 'sexually assaulted' by Wee Wee
toy in hibachi restaurant – I felt molested by the flaming volcanic onion…they
need to shut that place down.
National Chicken Wing Day (7/29/16): How to get free,
cheap wings at Buffalo Wild Wings – I think I’d prefer to pay for good wings rather than
get free cheap wings.
Daredevil to attempt
jumping out of plane at 25,000 feet without a parachute – There is a net, what could go
wrong?
Michigan man accused in
recycling scheme inspired by 'Seinfeld,' could go to prison – It can’t be done,
I’ve done the math a thousand times, it can’t be done unless you get a truck
and gas for free. You’d have to hijack a
postal truck to do that.
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One of the best posts tis week ...LOL
ReplyDeleteI had to google the last one.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite part was this: "State police Motor Carrier Officer Clifford Lyden testified he stopped Everidge for speeding in a truck April 27 in Livingston County. Lyden said the truck was "packed" with aluminum cans that Everidge said were from Kentucky."
That's right: A cop stopped him before he carried out his evil scheme. So he'd presumably be going to jail for "attempted recycling."
I'm so happy to have you back. I miss your stupid headlines when your computer doesn't work. I linked you to Silly Sunday.
ReplyDeleteHave a terrific Silly Sunday. ☺
It took you a semester in high school shop class to put a board on top of two concrete blocks? SWEET! ;)
ReplyDeleteGood Sunday, and I mean it all ways.
ReplyDeletepopeye and pokey mon were awesome!
ReplyDeleteI googled a couple of these--they were WILD!!
ReplyDeleteI didn't know Melania was black. Trump might do better if he promoted that, along with the lie that she has a four year degree from the University of Slovenia. According to that university, she dropped out during her freshman year after failing several exams. Of course I don't blame her for this: her husband lied to make her seem like more than an arm ornament.
ReplyDeleteI didn't think I was getting political with this post. Do you really want to argue about candidates lies to the public. I could probably find a few from Hillary, and if spouses are fair game maybe even Bill, but it really doesn't make any difference to most people.
DeleteReducing a capable woman to eye candy does not seem very progressive to me, sounds like misogyny. At least Melania can lie in five languages, lots of "arm ornaments" can't do that.
I'll have to google the olive oil escape - that sounds very intriguing.
ReplyDeleteNasreen saved me the Google search. Thanks. That one had me curious also.
ReplyDeleteI didn't realize Corvettes had trunks either! I'm not touching the political stuff.
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Haha! The Caitlyn Jenner one made me laugh out loud. Good ones.
ReplyDeleteRecycling scheme! What's next, people trying to get rid of muffin stumps, and books they read in the toilet, by giving them to Rebecca DeMornay and the homeless?
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Thanks for the grins!
ReplyDeleteOmg. I read about that guy jumping out without a parachute with only the net below. Wth? No way would you catch me doing that. I would bungee jump tho which makes no sense, I know..
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