STUPID HEADLINES 013116
It is
time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid
headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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This Dad Saved His Son’s Life By
Holding Up A Hospital At Gunpoint – “Of course I have insurance; I’m insured through Smith and
Wesson!”
Officials may temporarily turn Niagara Falls into trickle – This
headline somehow reminds me of my kidney stone problem.
$160G worth of cheese stolen in Wisconsin – That’s a lot of
hats at the Packer’s games.
Florida: Christian schools can't pray at championship game – But…but
Colorado homeowner robbed at gunpoint may face charges for killing suspect
– But…but
MINNESOTA BASKETBALL TEAM
KICKED OUT OF LEAGUE FOR BEING TOO GOOD – Basketball team, too good to be playin,
Christian school, banned from prayin, a homeowner in trouble, because a robber
he be slayin… “Ah you don’t believe were on the eve of
destruction.”
Feds spend $80,000 to see what effect spaceflight has on herpes – Even
if it cures it, I’m pretty sure Obama Care does not cover medicinal trips to
outer space.
Islamists Issue Ultimatum to
German Women: Rapes WILL CONTINUE if you do not Comply – Well I guess technically if women
comply it isn’t rape but hell, you could put a burka on a goat and these
animals couldn’t control themselves.
Televangelist wants to build
Bible-themed resort – Time shares in Sodom and Gomorrah village are already sold out.
White actor to play Michael Jackson in British TV show
– Apparently
they couldn’t find a black actor willing to put on white face.
Portrait of a potato sells for
over $1 million – I’m sure it is a very nice
picture of a potato and it is probably a very interesting potato, but still, it
is just a potato!
Woman accused of beating husband with nunchucks because he refused sex
– Hard to believe he could resist such a sweetheart.
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Come back next week for more:
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
We must be on the eve of destruction. The world has gone mad. Mad.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday.
Have a terrific day Cranky. ☺
"Islamists Issue Ultimatum to German Women: Rapes WILL CONTINUE if you do not Comply"...."you could put a burka on a goat and these animals couldn’t control themselves. "
ReplyDeleteOh, you politically incorrect guy. LOVE IT! :)
"Portrait of a potato sells for over $1 million" has to be fake.
ReplyDeleteEven the best looking potato is not attractive enough for a $100.00 picture. Now, if it was a naked picture of Mrs. Potatohead,,,,,it still wouldn't be worth $100.00
All headlines are real...apparently it is a really good picture!
DeleteThese were ESPECIALLY weird!!
ReplyDeleteOk, now I am wondering which astronaut has herpes.
ReplyDeleteSo it's too late to book my trip to Sodom or Gamorrah? Darn!
ReplyDeleteIt's been a while since I've read your headline posts.. thanks for the laughs. :)
ReplyDeleteThe Sodom and Gomorrah and nunchucks sweetheart comments are my favorites! How do you come up with this stuff, i.e. your reactions to the headlines.
ReplyDeleteps. Thanks for the email advice on my post. Good idea.
i had seen that cheese theft headline - hey, wisconsin cheese is a MUST!
ReplyDelete"This Dad Saved His Son’s Life By Holding Up A Hospital At Gunpoint," have they already made a movie about this one.
ReplyDeleteNot sure if I should laugh at your headlines or sob because they are all true.
ReplyDeleteYou are twisted mister.
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Heh, heh. Eve of destruction! You ain't a-woofin'!
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