Stupid Headlines 011016
It is time again for
|Pretty much sums up the whole cat/dog thing|
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Fight breaks out among anti-violence activists in New Jersey – Fighting in New Jersey is recreation, not violence.
Utah dating website for white people only turns heads – Turned heads are all looking to see if there are any black people in Utah.
ISIS issues rules for raping, enslaving women – Tell me again why we have to be careful not to offend radical Islamic terrorists.
Male bass are experiencing unwanted sex changes – This does not bode well for the next Jenneration of bass.
Kitten who was dyed purple and used as chew toy has emergency surgery – I am not a cat person, but I still want to know: Why isn’t someone in jail for this?
Clinton struggles to explain difference between socialist, Democrat – A socialist believes in the principals of socialism. Socialism is a political ideology and movement which has proposed a set of social and economic measures, policies and systems characterized by social ownership. A Democrat believes in advocating the principals of socialism in order to win elections. (Oh relax; it’s a joke…mostly.)
PETA sues to give monkey the copyright of selfie photos – You have got to be kidding! I think this was a fake headline last year.
Greyhound driver reportedly leaves riders in bus while he naps at hotel – It’s such a comfort to take the bus and leave the sleeping to us.
How the 'male pill' could actually work – So when someone tells you to grow a set, there is a pill for that?
First ever 'Made in Ghana' cars are built to survive anything – Nothing says quality like the ‘Made in Ghana’ label.
Putin shows off by throwing members of Russia's judo team to the ground – Either Putin is really good or the team members didn’t want a radioactive dinner.
California woman finds bloody fingertip in her salad at Applebee's – I guess she wanted finger food.
Sorry Pixel, I looked and looked, Florida had a slow news week.
Come back next week for more:
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!