NAME THAT CHICKEN
SCRATCH!
Again I’ve
got nothing. I have told every story I
have to tell. I have opined every
opinion I have ever had. I am out of
rants. I am out of stupid ideas. I do have Mrs. Cranky’s shopping list.
So:
It is time
for another “Guess what the hell Mrs.
Cranky wrote down on her latest shopping list that she somehow expects me to
read” quiz.
Yesterday we
went shopping, and she wrote down the agenda for the day because otherwise she
might forget what she planned to do.
The Agenda
I got the
first two, but then I am lost and the last one has something to do with going to
the bathroom…maybe.
The Shopping list
This will
probably be easy for you ladies, but it is a good thing Mrs. C didn’t send me
out alone to fill this list. Oh, and Pepper,
that is my handwriting.
This test is
pretty simple; I expect some to get 100%.
Those who are able to identify the most items will win a genuine giant WHOOP-TEE-DOO suitable for framing.
Good luck!
Easy-peasy!!
ReplyDeletelozenges
Earmuffs
Yoo Hoos ten ewes
floss
creamer zinc
tension
distilled water
soft
Pia4
pepper?
Well on the first one she went to the bank and to Staples. Unknown where else she went.
ReplyDeleteAs for the grocery list:
Lottery ticket(s)
emiff?
YoHoo?
ten something?
Floss
Creamer
Zinc?
tension? I get that a lot while shopping.
Distwatter? Dishwasher soap?
soft something?
Pepper!
I'd be in big trouble after returning from the store. I would have only gotten a couple of things. Okay, I would ask questions before I left so I could be called a jerk.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
May be Mrs.C is meant to be a doctor or is she?
ReplyDeleteenuff (?)
ReplyDeleteyoo hoo
creamer
distilled water
pepper
lozenges
tp (?)
zinc
tension (?)
soft butter (?)
ugh!
She said either you can go to the store yourself and screw it up (and be called a JERK), or just give up and let her hire a personal assistant.
ReplyDeleteIf the store where you shop has a pharmacy, bring the list to them.
ReplyDeleteIf they can read doctors' handwriting, they can read your wife's.
So here's her plan:
ReplyDeleteBank
Stay-frees
Young and the Restless
Bowel Movement
And her shopping list:
Enough
YooHoo
Crabmeat
Disturb Wagon
Pepper
Toe gook
Floss
Zinc
Tension
Soft pita
I'd have better luck reading sanskrit :)
ReplyDeletefloss
ReplyDeletezinc
pepper
creamer
soft something
she's hopeless, get her a typewriter.
Love these. You're married to a puzzle generator.
ReplyDeleteOne of them is a tensor bandage. The last one on the right is either soft butter, soft toilet paper (buttwipe) or soft pita. I suggest you get all three.
Mrs. C's handwriting is nearly as hard to read as my own. Maybe she's writing in a language she invented.
ReplyDeleteI recognize three but that isn't even worth entering. I do think Nasreen has a great idea though.
ReplyDeleteSorry i'm late to the party, lots of work lately. No, i don't even want to guess with most of it, but BM might be Books-a-Million. At least, i hope that's what she meant.
ReplyDeleteOK, I think I've got this!
ReplyDeleteHer agenda: bank, Staples, a slow run, and a bowel movement (sounds like a productive day).
The shopping list, left column: enough Yoohoo (Cranky, just learn already to get enough of her favorite drinks...), creamer, dishwasher, pepper
Right column: lottery (preferably the winning ticket, I assume), Tylenol, floss, zinc, tension, sopapilla (Mexican cheesecake).