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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider,
sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Urine odor may help researchers detect Alzheimer's disease – Turns
out that if you piss yourself a lot, you may have a problem.
University president
allegedly says struggling freshmen are bunnies that should be drowned – Damn, I thought staying
after school was tough.
Early man's actions caused global warming, study says – Where was Al Gore when we really needed him 7000 years ago?
Average movie ticket up to a record high of $8.70 – I wonder what it costs to see a really good movie!
US teacher to hold class in
airplane above Greenland – That is one class you don’t
want to get thrown out of.
Mysterious medical condition
causes objects to stick to this man's head –
Gluecoatius
Velcroitis.
Vatican offers a place to stay to homeless woman who
gave birth near St. Peter's – Just a little
place in a pile of hay in the corner of a stable, not much, but with all the
frankincense and myrrh she needs.
Clinton emails so secret some lawmakers can't read them – They
are so secret that nobody knows what they are or who sent them, apparently code
name “Adriana” is willing to do stuff and needs a F***buddy.
Kansas senator blocks testimony from female witnesses with
‘low-cut necklines and miniskirts’ – No point in testifying if none of the men are listening.
Man clings to frozen car roof in his underwear to stop thief – Or
he coulda just called 911.
Germans battle refugee sex assaults with signs – If
this works they’re going to plaster the country with posters depicting a
decapitation in a circle with a line through it, the international sign for no
head chopping in this area.
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
I'm guessing no one is guessing which one is fake anymore? Now we just laugh at the idiocy. I like that idea. I also linked you to Silly Sunday.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous Silly Sunday. ☺
I think Joe gave up trying to write fake headlines because by the time they were posted they were no longer fake.
DeleteClinton emails so secret some lawmakers can't read them – They are so secret that nobody knows what they are or who sent them, apparently code name “Adriana” is willing to do stuff and needs a F***buddy.
ReplyDeleteMy granddaughter's name is Adriana--do you want me to ask her?
Yeah, someone is always trying to be the COOL teacher! Might as well save the school the requisition money on that charter plane--the kids will never know they're above Greenland. They'll all have their noses in their phones, texting their buddy sitting next to them.
ReplyDeleteThe funny follow up comments are the best part.
ReplyDeletemy fave was your retort to 'average movie'
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