PREDICTION
A cranky opinion for
CRANKY OPINION SATURDAY
The primary
season is starting to get interesting.
It looks like the nation is going to eventually have to choose between a
wackadoddle, a dickhead, a known liar, a pompous loudmouth and possibly a soda-hating third party candidate. There may
be the makings of a good President in there, one never knows. It may be early, but I am throwing my support
to…
NO WAY! I am not going there, this
week my opinion is on something sure to stir emotions.
SUPERBOWL!
I have several predictions:
Cam Newton
will score a rushing touchdown and be flagged for taunting.
Payton
Manning will say Omaha 38 times.
Someone will
fumble.
Denver will
sack Cam Newton twice.
Payton will
throw an interception that is returned for a touchdown.
The halftime
show will be too long and will be really annoying to anyone who wants to watch
football.
Husbands
around the country will try to analyze the game during time outs and will be
hushed by their wives who talk all during the game but go crazy when the
commercials come on.
Men will not
have to be hushed during the GoDaddy commercial.
The game
will be won by a field goal with only 18 seconds left on the clock.
Tom Brady
will not be going to Disneyland.
The winner and the final score will
be divulged next Saturday.
I will be binge watching Netflix downstairs...if you need me for anything.
ReplyDeleteI predict I'll eat too much and not pay much attention to the game.
ReplyDeleteOur Sunday evening Bible study group will be at one member's home, with the men gathered in the living room eating and watching the game and the women hanging around the kitchen/dining area eating and talking.
ReplyDeleteI don't care about the Superbowl. You can predict anything you want, and I hope you're right.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
We have a family showdown. Hubby is a diehard Broncos fan. Seven year old a young Panthers patriot. I like the Eagles and Giants but love my husband and son. May the best team win. Though I will say the Broncos win against Patriots was cringe worthy and not sure how they pulled it off. Panthers are exciting to watch. Cam is so diversified a player. The team is so energetic and fun to watch. It will be a good one!
ReplyDeleteMany of your predictions are right on the money . . especially the one about the GoDaddy commercial.
ReplyDeleteOf course I hope for the Broncos because I live in CO, but I'm really not much of a professional sports fan. My kids and Grands will be here, so I imagine the requisite junk food will be consumed. Whoever wins the Super Bowl, the future of the country isn't at stake.
ReplyDeleteThink you might be spot on. Had to laugh at the Omaha comment. Odd how we hear that every time quite clearly from Payton but the opposing quarterback--no matter what team-- barks incoherently or is unheard completely.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha! You're spot on Joe! And isn't it funny about those commercials. We do sorta' go silent during those. Good call. Who's your pick though???
ReplyDeleteThe Superbowl is on Saturday?
ReplyDeleteWait! Everybody has a TV now?
ReplyDeleteAll of your predictions sound spot-on to me, especially the one about the disparity between men and women being quiet.
ReplyDeleteI'm predicting that one of the teams will win. That's about as far as I'm willing to go on this one :)
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