STUPID HEADLINES 011214
It is time once again for:
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid
headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
One headline is
completely made up. Guess the fake and win a mention.
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Man 'unaware' of nail lodged in skull after home improvement accident – Dude…you hit the nail ON the head, not IN the head!
California students sue
state over ineffective teachers – I had shoulda sood my techers asswell, I
harldly were tauted anything very good.
EPA proposes
restrictions for new wood stoves – I would propose eliminating them
altogether. Those wooden stoves tend to
catch fire.
Robin Thicke throws fit
over size of hotel room, report says – Apparently his head would not fit through the
doorway.
Possible
Velveeta shortage looms – No cheese-like product? Cancel the Super Bowl…OH THE HUMANITY!!
San Francisco environmentalist group wants global warming warning on gas
pumps – Problem solved!
12 year old weight lifter tests positive for human growth hormone – Well yeah, he’s 12!
Scientists discover dogs' preferred
bathroom position – Apparently
it is either over my
lawn or next to a fire hydrant.
Missouri woman hit with misdemeanor charge after rescuing stray dog from
freezing cold – Clearly this is not the fake, I couldn’t make up
anything this ridiculous!
Los Angeles woman sues McDonald’s over hot coffee – I smell another McLawsuit McRipoff McBullshit McScam.
Canadian woman develops Scottish accent after concussion - Hoot mon, thots Terrrrrrrrrible!
Dallas group set to auction permit to hunt rhino – If I was a hunter I would not pay very much for a Rhino permit in Dallas! When ‘s the last time you’ve seen one Scott?
Come back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
i only know of one or two that are 'real' this week - obviously i've been out of the news loop, lately.
ReplyDeletei'm gonna pick thicke just because i really don't 'get' him. yuck! :)
Bwahahaahahahahahaa. Wait, why am I laughing at this stupidity. Well, because people are stupid and you just can't fix that.
ReplyDeleteWay funny so I linked it to my Silly Sunday meme. Have a fabulous day. :)
"Hospitals Resort to Hiring Doctors"
ReplyDeleteBecause he Unions have made hiring Plumbers to expensive.
the Canadian one might be fake really just a guess have a good week
ReplyDeleteUmmmm - I'll go with Velveeta. I totally believe Robin Thicke would complain, and I read the the one about the preferred dog potty positions. :)
ReplyDeleteActually, Joe, I saw one just last week at Outdoor World. But as it was standing VERY still, I suspect it had already been hunted. ;)
ReplyDeleteThe twelve year old weight lifter doesn't sound real to me.
ReplyDeleteI am going with the California students sue state over ineffective teachers. Many people are just moving out of California.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is on Robin Thicke this time. I have no idea who he is or what he does, but that's my guess and I'm sticking to it.
ReplyDeleteI'm picking the copycat McDonald's hot coffee claimer. Been done. Maybe she'll hire "Jackie Chiles" to represent her, and use the balm right before her hearing.
ReplyDeleteSadly all of these sound entirely plausible to me. A couple I know are real. I'll guess the Velveeta shortage one.
ReplyDeletesue over hot coffee?? hahaha!! I want to know if she won the case :)
ReplyDeletei'm guessing the california students. if the teacher was ineffective the students wouldn't have been well-informed enough to know how to sue.
ReplyDeleteI was going to pick the students suing anyway but really like lime's reasoning.
ReplyDeleteThis is a hard one. I swear I've heard them all this week on the local news channel. They've been talking about the Liquid Gold aka Velveeta shortage all weekend.
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