"The Bachelor…sloppy seconds"
Yes, I am a fan of reality TV. Not all the shows, but many of them…too many. I watch the Housewives of New Jersey, Pawn Stars, Hardcore Pawn, Storage Wars, The Apprentice, and especially I watch “The Bachelor.”
I also watch “The Bachelorette” but “The Bachelor” is the best.
What I like best about this show is the group of bachelorettes. All are gorgeous, most are smart, and all are not used to being turned down from anything. Every one of the girls is immediately “In Love” with the bachelor. I don’t know if they are really in love or they just want to be picked because their whole lives they have always been picked.
I love seeing these gorgeous women who have always gotten what they want because they are pretty, not get a rose, not get picked. Does this make me mean?
Yes…too bad…maybe it is because I have never been “Pretty.” I am tired of seeing people get stuff just for being pretty.
“Buy me a drink…I’m pretty.”
“I might be a little late, that’s ok isn’t it…cause…I’m pretty.”
“A promotion for me? Well why not, after all, I’m pretty.”
“Officer do you have to give me a ticket…I’m pretty you know.”
Oh I know it’s not that easy, but I don’t care. I’m mean remember?
I can’t have enough of watching these girls be turned away and their reactions to not getting what they want.
I want more.
I propose a new show which would follow “The Bachelor.”
“THE BACHELOR…sloppy seconds.”
This show would have a second bachelor, not quite as handsome or as successful as the first bachelor, but a catch nevertheless.
As girls are eliminated from the first show, they become contestants on “THE BACHELOR…sloppy seconds.”
They get to go on dates and fight to win-over the second bachelor. It would be fascinating to see each one immediately falling in love for the second time and have to grovel once again to become “sloppy seconds.”
There would be flirting, backstabbing, and crying. There would be lots of crying. In the end twenty-five girls would have been rejected by bachelor number one, and twenty-four would be humiliated by not even getting selected as “sloppy seconds.” Even though they are all PRETTY!
I would love this show because…well because I’m mean.