SHE WAS HOW OLD?
Tonight the testosterone step-crank and his fiancé were visiting for dinner. Mrs. C was relating stories of when her kids were young.
“I only had to clean up vomit once, and it wasn’t even from any of my own kids. Cathy Mugwump, Casey’s friend, they were in class together, was at our house on a sleep over. Mrs. Mugwump had 14 kids and Cathy was sick. She didn’t want her other kids to get sick so she sent Cathy over to our house…that bitch…”
“Why did you let her come over if she was sick?”
“Because I’m an idiot. Anyway, right before bedtime Cathy projectile vomits all over the bedroom and I have to clean it all up…Yuck!”
And here is why I say my wife is a pip:
“Damn! How old was she?”
“Same age as Casey.”
“Ah…how old was Casey?”
“The same age as Cathy…they were in the same grade…jeeze, do you ever listen?”
Say good night Gracie.