STUPID HEADLINES 010514
It is time once again for:
|Well I'll be!|
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
No fake headline this week.
How GM is making it near impossible to steal a Tahoe – Well you can steal one, but at 3 MPG you won’t get very far.
Marines delay female fitness plan after half fail pullup test – In order to even the playing field the Marines are requiring all male recruits to have a “C” cup or better.
Walmart recalls donkey meat in China – They received too many complaints that the meat tastes like ass!
Drunken woman reportedly shocked by electric fence at Denver Zoo – Why is an electric fence so shocking? I see them all the ti…oh wait.
Florida beachgoer discovers human foot in shoe – Well it’s not Stepin Fetchit’s.
Chinese ship in Antarctica rescue fears it could get stuck in heavy ice, too – Al Gore claims that due to Global Warming it can’t be ice… “It must just be frozen water.”
Man tries to sell stolen brains on eBay – Brain was from a Mr. Abe Normal.
Oregon’s horse tripping ban and other new laws kick off 2014 – That just ruined half of my Colorado pot smoking and Oregon horse tripping vacation.
Colorado teacher asked students to send topless photos – Only if they wanted extra credit.
Deer walks into Pa. sporting goods store through front door, gets tackled by customer – I don’t know this joke but the punch line has to be “hey, it’s only a buck!”
Zac Efron's jaw wired shut after bizarre sex accident, friends joke – Sounds serious to me, not a joke, but at least someone must be smiling.
Last week’s fake headline was:
Study proves left-handed people prefer pepper grinders to shakers – Another study proved that studies studying stupid stuff are stupid.
And the winners are:
i'm going for pepper grinders this week.
Stephen Hayes said...
I'm left-handed and prefer pepper grinders, but I still think this one is fake.
If I was guessing, I think I would also guess the pepper grinder story.
Joanne Noragon said...
Pepper grinders. I'm getting the hang of this now.
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