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Stupid Headline Sunday
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
25 new 'Dead Sea Scrolls' revealed – WikiLeaks claims this will finally be the end of Hillary’s campaign.
Oregon bakery shop accused of racism over Oreo cupcake named 'Mr. President' – Baker claims it is just an innocent name and the cupcakes are sold along with other innocent produce like monkey bread, white sheet cake, and jigaboo pie.
New dwarf planet discovered billions of miles from the sun – I’m pretty sure that should be “Little Celestial Body.”
Young Actress Walks Off Set, Can't Say Clinton is Honest in New Ad – This is really funny, but in truth it is part of an ad for Trump.
Study confirms human docs better than computers – They can diagnose very well, but “Taking two aspirin and reboot” doesn’t cure anything.
'Tipsy' German Partygoers Confuse Real Cops for Strippers – From the article:
Several attempts to explain to the "approximately 10 tipsy women" that the officers were genuine law enforcement "were completely unsuccessful,"
This should be a Saturday Night Live skit!
Slow Train Crosses Lehigh Valley Marathon Course, Damaging Finish Times – Apparently you can over-train for a marathon.
Museum asks visitors to desecrate the Virgin Mary in evil exhibit – Now if the museum also had a cartoon of a guy named Mohammed, I’d be offended.
New Jersey man charged with stealing $160G worth of cheese – Street value, when thinly sliced and sold on little crackers is $250,000!
Man interrupts bear sex, pays the price – Ursus interruptus, Human tearisuptus.
Cursing is a sign of high intelligence, study shows – This is bullshit; the most ridiculous fucking headline I’ve ever fucking seen!
Connecticut school apologizes for 'Hitler' football play – The play, a double reverse with a naked boot leg has been renamed “Trump” and all is right with the world.
Come back next week for more
Thanks to Agent 54 for my Liebster Award! http://agent54nsa.blogspot.com/2016/10/thank-you-for-my-liebster-award.html