Stupid Headlines 092515
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It is time again for
Stupid Headline Sunday
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Alabama police make first arrest in string of clown-related threats – Suspects were found with a squirty flower, two seltzer bottles and a rubber chicken.
Liberal CLOWN wants the word “TERROR” BANNED Because it Hurts Muslim Feelings – He wants to substitute “Terror” with “bad stuff by not nice people.”
Cow farts can now be regulated in California – There is a job I wouldn’t take for any money!
Disgraced Dem Anthony Weiner sorry after texts to 15-year-old revealed – Isn’t Subway looking for a new spokes-person?
Woman Sues Background Check Site After Husband Uses Site To Catch Her Cheating – Talk about blaming the messenger!
Man arrested after hitting Sacramento mayor in face with pie – Does he have a big bow tie and a dog named White Fang?
World's fastest VW Beetle goes 205 MPH – And then stops instantly when it lands in the bottom of the canyon.
USC hires its first dog professor – I don’t care what this woman looks like, that is sexist and I find it offensive to my sensibilities! What? it is an actual dog? Never mind.
London's Muslim Mayor Tells New Yorkers that Terrorism is "Part and Parcel of Life in a Big City" – So we should just accept and get used to people leaving bombs in crowded areas and killing lots of people? Na Ah…F*ck You!! Mind your own city, we don’t roll over that way.
Wells Fargo CEO could walk with $200 million – Arrrrrrrgh!
Are aliens avoiding Earth? – In the meantime we need to figure out how to build a wall around Earth.
Orlando Police Mistook Krispy Kreme Doughnut Glaze for Meth – Well it is addicting!
Come back next week for more