Stupid Headlines 090416

Stupid Headlines 090416

Not sure what everyone's sexuality has to do with a three legged cat.

It is time again for

Stupid Headline Sunday

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 

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Obama cuts short the sentences of 111 federal inmates – How rude!  They were just trying to expl

Dad claims he crashed car because he was trying to kill 2-year-old son – I don’t think this reasoning is going to work out in his favor.

Sheep Runs Across Outfield, Interrupts Minor League Baseball Game – If only Yankee announcer of 50 years, Bob Shephard, was still alive.

Woman catches record breaking alligator – Thank God!  The thing was going through 45’s and LP’s like they were nothing!

Don't say 'it's about time' Huma Abedin left Anthony Weiner – I agree, the question should be, “What the F*ck were you thinking in the first place.”

Iceland unearths rock to appease angry elves – Apparently those long winters make you a little wacky.

Love takes statistical deep dive to help make picks – It’s Davis Love picking golfers for the Ryder Cup…what the hell were you thinking?

Valedictorians so scary that school may stop honoring them – Not all valedictorians are scary, some are weirdo magnets.

Men at bra company forced to feel the pain of having boobs – There has got to be a labor law against this!

Ex-Chicago official gets 10 years in prison in red-light camera case – Ten years behind bars is tough, but in a camera case...Brutal!

Smithsburg considers allowing backyard chickens – The colonel is just waiting for those front yard strays!

Pa. man gets probation in vampire sex game case – “Probation” tee hee tee hee.

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