Stupid Headlines 090416
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Not sure what everyone's sexuality has to do with a three legged cat. |
It is time again for
Stupid Headline Sunday
This week’s stupid headlines
and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Obama cuts short the sentences of 111
federal inmates – How rude!
They were just trying to expl
Dad claims he crashed
car because he was trying to kill 2-year-old son – I don’t think this reasoning is
going to work out in his favor.
Sheep Runs Across Outfield,
Interrupts Minor League Baseball Game – If only Yankee announcer of 50 years, Bob Shephard, was still
alive.
Woman catches record breaking
alligator – Thank God! The thing was going
through 45’s and LP’s like they were nothing!
Don't say 'it's about
time' Huma Abedin left Anthony Weiner – I
agree, the question should be, “What the F*ck were you thinking in the first
place.”
Iceland unearths rock to appease angry elves – Apparently those long
winters make you a little wacky.
Love takes statistical deep dive to help make picks – It’s Davis Love
picking golfers for the Ryder Cup…what the hell were you thinking?
Valedictorians so scary
that school may stop honoring them – Not all valedictorians are scary, some are weirdo
magnets.
Men at bra company
forced to feel the pain of having boobs – There has got to be a labor law against this!
Ex-Chicago official
gets 10 years in prison in red-light camera case – Ten years behind bars
is tough, but in a camera case...Brutal!
Smithsburg considers
allowing backyard chickens – The colonel is just waiting for those front yard
strays!
Pa. man gets probation in vampire sex game case – “Probation” tee hee
tee hee.
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Come
back next week for more
STUPID HEADLINES
some twisted up headlines here... :)
ReplyDeleteThe video of those fellows with eight pounds on their chests was funny to watch.
ReplyDeleteThe Daily Mail is an English newspaper. Taken so seriously by us. Not us.
ReplyDeleteThe world just gets weirder and weirder.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
Such a great break from the regular news headlines. Of course, we laugh at both.
ReplyDeleteYou're right - there's no reason to mention the sexual preferences of the people in that top headline unless the editor is trying to be sensationalistic. Which I guess answers my quesiton.
ReplyDeleteNo wonder there is so much confusion in the world today.
ReplyDeleteThe one about boobs is a classic!!
ReplyDeleteAnd I thought political headlines were odd. Well done today joeh.
ReplyDeleteYou never fail to amuse. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteScary. Have you seen the one from the Midwest where the woman is going to jail for breast feeding her baby in public?
ReplyDeleteI can't wait to get your take on this.
You always find some unique things. Have a blessed and beautiful Sunday!
ReplyDelete"Sheep Runs Across Outfield, Interrupts Minor League Baseball Game"
ReplyDeleteDoes it say how many lonely hillbillies were chasing it? ;)
Those men at the bra company probably thought it would be FUN to work there!
ReplyDeleteStop honoring valedictorians? They'd better not! Or I'll go down there and--
ReplyDeleteUh...never mind.
They actually have a sheepherders ball out here and release sheep onto the dance floor at midnight.
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