“Don’t you guys brush three times a day” you ask?
We brush regularly. We just use a dab each time, not a blob like they show on the commercials. A blob is over-kill, just what the manufacturers want.
She also claims that rolling is messier, though I have no idea how that works. Sometimes the logic train does not stop at our house. I claim that rolling the tube takes up less room on the counter. This simply results in a loud argument ending “HEAH!”