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Sunday, September 11, 2016


This cranky re-run is from August 2011...even then I was running out of material
Once again I am running out of material.  As Wednesday seems to be a slow day I present another cheap easy post. 
Let’s see who else has way too much time on their hands. Comment if you care; here are my

“We’re going to need a bigger boat!” – Jaws
“Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain!” – The Wizard of OZ

"Badges? We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges! I don't have to show you any stinkin' badges!" – The Treasure of Sierra Madre

“Badges? We don't need no stinking badges." – Blazing Saddles

“AHHH SHIIIIIT” – Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid

“I hate it when they laugh.” – Inherit The Wind

“I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse.”- The Godfather

“Leave the gun, take the cannoli's.” – The Godfather                                                                                                                      
“Utes? What is a ute?” – My Cousin Vinnie

“Ummm ack ack ulp gurgle gurgle urk ulp ummm” – Deep Throat 

“What we have here is a failure to communicate.” – Cool Hand Luke

“Frankly Scarlett, I don’t give a damn!” – Gone With The Wind

“You want the truth?  You can’t handle the truth!” – A Few Good Men

“Eeeee ekk ekk ekk eeeee ek ek ek, ek ek ek ek ek” – Flipper

“Thank you.  I don’t drink…” – Dracula

“Heeere’s Johnny.” – The Shinning

"oh look, there's the band" - Pretty Woman

“Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you are gonna get.” – Forrest Gump

“That’s not a knife……This is a knife!” – Crocodile Dundee  

“What was that noise?  Let’s go into this completely dark cob webbed coated basement and find out; maybe it is what killed the other six teenage girls.” -  Halloween 1-6 / Friday the Thirteenth 1-15/ Nightmare on Elm Street 1-8

“Go ahead, make my day” – Dirty Harry

“It was beauty that killed the beast” – King Kong

"                                                                        " - The Miracle Worker


  1. "Captain, I just threw your damned palm tree overboard.
    Now what's all this $#¡+ about no movies tonight?"
    - Mr. Roberts

  2. 'play it again, sam.'

    my favorite movie to quote from is my cousin vinnie. too many lines to count. :)

  3. It's early, I can't think of any.

  4. "She reminds me of me" John Wayne in True Grit when young Mattie is riding her horse across a river.

  5. I smile through all of this and laughed out loud at the Deep Throat one.

    Have a fabulous day Cranky. ☺

  6. Love the flipper quote. One of my favorite quotes is from Lion in Winter where sniveling Prince John says, "If I was on fire no one would piss on me to put out the flames." Prince Richard, (Later Richard the Lionheart) says," Let's strike a flint and see!"

  7. "Vould you like a roll in ze hay?" Young Frankenstein Also about forty other quotes from the same movie.

  8. "Stupid is as Stupid does" Forest Gump
    "Life is hard, it's harder if you're stupid!" John Wayne, Sands of Iwo Jima

  9. I recognized a few of those which is amazing since I seldom watch a movie.

  10. Wow, these all brought back memories. I think the Rhett Butler one for I was about 6 and it was the first movie cuss word I ever heard. My shocked Mom covered my ears a tad too late.

  11. Ok, if you can do Linda Lovelace, here's Marlon Brandon in "Last Tango..." :"Get the butter".

    Or the classic Jack Nicholson, "Chinatown"....."Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown."


    1. Believe it or not I haven't seen either of those. "Get the butter" has my curiosity.

    2. I figure you've googled it by now, but it was a standing joke with friends decades ago.

    3. Geez, Brando. I should really read my posts before hitting 'publish'...

  12. "Houston, we have a problem!" - Just watched Apollo 13 yesterday.

    Have you seen this? 100 Greatest Movie Quotes:

  13. National Lampoon's Vacation.

    Catherine: "Eddie says after the baby comes, I can quit one of my night jobs."

  14. You actually got one of my faves, "My Cousin Vinny." Love that movie, that quote, that Herman Munster was the judge and I will be forever in love with Joe Pesci. :D

  15. i love the smell of napalm in the morning