Stupid Headlines 091116
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| Well, except in the winter |
Philippines leader Duterte expresses
regret over foul-mouthed Obama comments – “I am really
f*cking sorry…no sh*t, I f*cking am!”
600 marijuana plants
found growing behind day care center – Well that explains why the kids loved snack time so
much!
More Reports of Creepy Clowns Trying to Lure Kids Into
the Woods – Who is looking for these
creeps, the Keystone Kops? They are dressed
as CLOWNS! With CLOWN
MAKEUP!
Mom, daughter charged
with incest after getting married in Oklahoma – It’s not all that weird; the
daughter is planning a sex change.
Scientists say they've
found a sixth taste – And it
apparently is not Donald Trump.
North Korean dictator
Kim Jong Un bans sarcasm – Don’t tell him you really love that haircut.
AirAsia flight bound for
Malaysia landed in Melbourne after pilot error - I knew I should
have taken that left turn in Albuquerque.
Man robs bank because he’d rather be in jail than wife. – Does that
make it petty larceny? Maybe he needed the money to pay for a divorce.
Teen pregnancy rates plunge as youngsters are too
busy sexting to get together in person –
OR – Maybe if you know
you’re going to get some you bring a condom.
Army pulls postgame
football video after prayer complaints – They are also reviewing the rule that bans atheists
from foxholes.
Brown University
Providing Tampons in Men’s Bathrooms Because ‘Both Sexes Menstruate’ – Ah…no they don’t…is
it politically incorrect to say that?
I’m sorry, I failed sensitivity training.
Dos Equis unveils new 'Most
Interesting Man in the World’ – Surprisingly enough it is not The
Donald!
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Today is 911. It
has been 15 years, NEVER FORGET!!
Happy Anniversary to Katrina @ http://theyallcallmemom.com/ and her firefighter hero husband.
mother..daughter...ewww! i had read about the guy robbing the bank - too funny. he sat down in their lobby and said 'i'm the guy you're looking for.' :)
ReplyDeletep.s. just read a feel-good story of a small newfoundland town that took in 7000 stranded air passengers that day when they forced all flights to land. gander intl airport. bless every one of them for their kind hearts.
ReplyDeleteThe Stupidest Headline I've seen is: …HILLARY ‘REGRETS’ CALLING MILLIONS OF AMERICANS ‘BASKET OF DEPLORABLES’
ReplyDeleteI don't believe Hillary regrets anything. She hates us all.
That's quite the collection ..... I've heard about the clowns.....maybe they just got lost looking for WalMart.
ReplyDeleteDon't like clowns. Don't like idiots. And yet, as you prove time and again, the world is full of both. Give me dogs anyday.
ReplyDeleteI'd be executed in a country that had banned sarcasm.
ReplyDeleteCan't blame the old man - 3 hots and a cot - and no nagging.
ReplyDeleteThe world just gets weirder and weirder.
ReplyDeleteI will never forget 911. Never.
I linked you to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day. ☺
Re Mom, daughter charged with incest after getting married in Oklahoma--The family that lays together stays together?
ReplyDeleteDid you read the whole story about that mom who married her kid.
ReplyDeleteWhen I started reading the story, I wondered why they were really throwing the book at her. Usually, they just slap people on the wrist for adult incest or bigamy.
It turns out she had previously married her son.
I had heard about the clowns and agree. They should have been the easiest perverts ever to spot. Duh.
ReplyDeleteAnd no, we will never forget.
ReplyDeleteWas the clowns near Washington? If so, that's why they can't be found because they're blending in.
ReplyDeleteOKLAHOMA! Are you sure that wasn't Florida? (Says a mom with no plans to marry the son she just sent to Oklahoma for college.)
ReplyDeleteI'm getting kinks in my neck from shaking my head so much.
ReplyDeleteSo many eewww headlines. And Brown University with the tampons in the men's room?? Seriously???
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