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Sunday, July 17, 2016

STUPID HEADLINES 071716


STUPID HEADLINES 071716


It is time again for

STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY





This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.  



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Sand sculpture of busty Cape Cod mermaid draws complaints – I’ve got 99 problems, but sand boobs in a bikini ain’t one.

Thousands of 'blue people' flock to Hull City The annual Valium convention.



Yale dishwasher canned after breaking 'racist' stained-glass window – I don’t know a thing about the “racist window” but am shocked to see the name Yale next to dishwasher.

'Pokémon Go' takes world by storm – More proof of “Global Nerding”!

Sanders supporters reportedly to hold Philly 'fart-in' – That’s one way to air out your grievances.

Marines playing Pokémon Go catch attempted murder suspect – Scramidoo swears he didn’t do it, says it was Pincachoo in the library with a candlestick holder.

British county now classifying cat-calling as a hate crime – What’s the point, they only ignore you anyway?

New study busts long-running conception myth – So it can happen from a toilet seat?

Florida man fighting to keep pizza-eating pet alligator in garden – Man loves his 13 foot pet… “Domino’s” delivery dude…not so much. *

Egypt unveils oldest papyrus, details on pyramid-builders – Instructions call for 3800 #6 1800 #5, 700 #4, 400 #3, 40 #2 and one #1 square stones…much assembly required, 6000 Jewish slaves not included.

Mick Jagger becoming a dad again at 72    So he can get some, satisfaction and he gets some, girly action.



*I have to have at least one Florida headline.

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13 comments:

  1. Pyramids and alligators and live sperm, oh my. You've outdone yourself.

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  2. That "global nerding" hit my home, too. At least they are out getting some sunshine and fresh air.

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  3. I think I love your comebacks better than the headlines.

    I linked this post to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  4. Windows aren't born racist. They're taught to be racist.

    Not like doors. Those suckers are born bad.

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  5. Florida headlines aren't much of a challenge if you follow Dave Barry.

    But your headlines are better.

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  6. This time I actually have seen two of these stories--Mick Jagger and the racist window. The combination sounds like an adventure story, or a band name.

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  7. Hi! I could use a little levity - this works!

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  8. When I read about this alligator I wondered if it would appear here, and so it did.

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  9. OMG, I actually spent time studying each of these trying to figure it out and still nothing. I have no idea! So I'll go with the blue people being false... just because...

    As someone else pointed out, this is a good day for blogging... a needed escape... so why not spend 5 minutes here for a laugh or two.

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  10. pokemon go is really stupid... causing all sorts of 911 calls of trespassers and suspicious activity.

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  11. Ha, the reason you have a Florida headline is because it makes your blog post easier. All you have to do is read/listen/watch ANY news from Florida and the material is right there.

    Mick Jagger becoming a father again... instead of taking his kid to the pond to skip stones, he'll just take him for a weekend to London or stuff like that. I'm still trying to figure out if that will be good for the kid or bad for the kid.

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  12. I two-armed applaud you for this week's bumper crop of your sophomoric comments!

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