Did parrot repeat dead man's final words? – Not unless his final words were “Polly wants a cracker.”
Saturday, June 11, 2016
STUPID HEADLINES 061216
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
Crocs aren't just terrible looking -- according to podiatrists, they may be bad for your health – I don’t need a podiatrist to tell me to keep my feet out of crocodile infested water.
Nigeria plans to put a man on the moon – I hope it’s that friggin Prince!
NYC spends $265G to urge people to use restroom of their choice – Because suddenly this has become a huge problem…how did we go to the bathroom back in the old days when men were men and woman were woman and others just faked it and went into a stall?
ISIS defectors asking Western governments for help returning home – Sure, come on home and while you’re here take our handouts and what the heck, rape a few women…no hard feelings.
Kenya nationwide blackout caused by rogue monkey – It took 6 days to reconnect the wire.
Iran bans goalie caught wearing 'SpongeBob' pants – “Absorbent and yellow and porous is he.” Porous might not be the best attributes for a goalie.
Customer finds $20 bill inside McDonald’s cheeseburger – Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions and a double saw buck…all from the $21 menu.
North Korean leader caught smoking – His people are starving, he fed his uncle alive to dogs, his concentration camps are notoriously brutal, he has threatened to drop atomic bombs on the USA, but smoking a cigarette…now Kim Jong Un has gone just too far!
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