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Friday, February 12, 2016

Hmmmm


Hmmmm

No Opinion

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CRANKY OPINION SATURDAY

It is after Wednesday, I thought I was over the hump, but it is almost Saturday and I still have no idea on a post for Cranky Opinion Saturday.

I hate it when I get into a writers slump, I think and think and I got nothing.

When I have no ideas I just goof around and can’t get off my rump.  Mrs. Cranky is no help; she just calls me a jerk and a grump. 

I thought about taking on the Cam Newton hissy fit, I actually kind of understand why he acted as he did, but I still can’t agree with it, so that was a topic I had to dump.

I could always write about my go-to topic, TV, but I think that I’ve overdone that topic.  I don’t think it would get me a single fist bump.

There is one topic I’d like to jump on but I’ve vowed to stay away because of all the haters. 

There it is; I’m completely stumped.  There is no topic that comes close to getting me pumped.

The last time I opined on Religion I took a bunch of lumps. I could write about how the younger generation is going to send us to Hell in a hand basket, but that just makes me sound like a frump.

I thought about posting my opinion on gun control, but I don’t want to seem as dumb as Forest Gump.  Then I could maybe post on the Beyonce Super Bowl controversy, but whatever my opinion on that I would appear to be a chump.

Still thinking as my palm hits my forehead with a thump.

I could break my vow and take a shot at politics.  There is a candidate that I really like, almost as much as Andy was in love with Helen Crump.

Naw, I got nothing. 

15 comments:

  1. So you sat there thinking, "Damn you, Blank page. You Mock me with your Blankness." (borrowed from fishducky)

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  2. Humph.

    Not sure why I said that.

    I have often wondered if this happens. Bill O'Reilly has his "Outrage of the Day" segment (or used to, anyway), and I wondered whether he ever starts getting ready for work and thinks, "You know, I just don't feel outraged today!"

    He never resorterd to rhyming, though, which is a shame, if you think about it. The Grinch went that route and it served him well.

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  3. I never got the idea that Andy was as much in love with Helen as she was with him. Even as a kid I thought there wasn't much of a spark between them.

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  4. Well this was an entertaining read and you didn't insult anyone. I think you did just fine. I just read between the lines and formed my own opinions.

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

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  5. You're doing OK with free flow poetry.

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  6. So you're in a slump...
    You think you're stumped.
    Don't be a chump.
    Don't just sit there like a clump.
    Get off your rump
    And jump!!
    Get pumped!!
    Get over this hump.
    Do what I do--
    Fake it until you make it!!

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  7. I really enjoyed how you worked in all your "ump's. You were still entertaining for a slump.

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  8. Well, at least you didn't go THERE! LOL

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  9. Thank goodness you stayed away from the controversy of that vaccine for the mumps.

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  10. Did you not eat your Wheaties this morning?

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  11. You made me smile at the end of a hard day. That's a good thing.

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  12. Hmmm... actually sounds like you had plenty. But perhaps you took the wisest course :)

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  13. A little late for this past Saturday, but the dead justice should offer some ideas.
    R

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  14. Maybe you could write a bridge column. . .

    ;)

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