Lovelorn elephant takes out his rage on more than a dozen cars – The report doesn’t say where this happened but I think it was Tuscaloosa.*
Tom Brady boasts that he is not one of the best QBs ever – Finally something I have in common with Tom Brady.
Army's runaway blimp flew for hours due to missing batteries – Blimp is part of a 2.8 billion dollar program. I think they should have made the program for 2.8 billion 2 dollars 75 cents and put some batteries in the dang thing.
Teen hands out 900 flowers to girls at school – After school the boys all beat the crap out of him.**
**I have no idea why I find that funny.