STUPID HEADLINES 022816
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STUPID
HEADLINE SUNDAY
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Meteorologist
busted for growing marijuana plants – There’s a high coming down from the north which is expected
to meet with a high coming up from the south, and when they meet it’s like going
to be like wild.
Wrestler Joey Ryan Proposes to
Girlfriend Mid-Match – He didn’t just put a ring on
it, he first put her in the ring.
Hillary Clinton: 'I don't
believe I have ever lied’ – At least to the best of my recollection, I don’t think
I have lied, I don’t remember ever lying…no, I have never lied, at least not
that I am aware of…
NON-STUPID HEADLINE
She's recycling carbon dioxide
with hopes of reducing oil dependence – Finally, instead of scaring everyone into feeling
guilty for heating their homes and driving their cars, the real hope is in
smart people inventing better stuff! http://money.cnn.com/2016/02/12/technology/recycling-carbon-dioxide-liquid-light/index.html?sr=recirc022216scientist0930story
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Georgia Supreme Court hears KKK bid to 'Adopt-A-Highway' – KKK
promises their road will have no black-ice (say it fast.)
Hitler Had 'Tiny'
Penis, Historians Claim – Turns out the dictator was a big dick, but his tator
was a tot?
4-year-old sentenced to life in prison for murder was error, Egyptian
military says – Life for a four year old was determined to be
too long, so the sentence was shortened to 75 years.
A record number of Americans applied to become NASA astronauts – I think this happens every election year.
Taylor Swift caught grooming herself at Grammys – For
the life of me I have no idea why this is a headline and I could care less what
anyone does when they visit with Grandma.
British lawmakers object to NFL's Redskins playing in London under
current name – Apparently they are not offended by these Nicknames
of Great Britain sports teams: Urchins/Yellows/Little Reds/Lilywhites/Red Rebels/Nomads/Gunners/Yellamen/Romans/Nailers/Chocolate
Men/Chicks/Wasps/Red Devils/)
Man Busted for Ferris
Wheel Sex Was in Vegas to Marry – I’m not a prude, but sex with a Ferris Wheel?
Ohio police hunt for bald man in string of Rogaine thefts – If
that crap works, they’d better find him quick.
Doctors warn of demand for 'vaginal seeding' – If
you can grow them, you bet there will be a big demand.
Ham thief leaves trail of fat behind him, leading cops to his front
door – I guess he wanted to be sure he could find the place
again to steal more ham.
Canadian man fined for smuggling 38 turtles in his pants – I’m
guessing they were not snapping turtles!
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
I read about the 4 year old--unbelievable. And he was only 1 when the incident happened!!
ReplyDeleteHa! No black ice on KKK highway?
ReplyDeleteMy favorite this week: Hitler Had 'Tiny' Penis, Historians Claim – Turns out the dictator was a big dick, but his tator was a tot?
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
Goodness are the Egyptian Military harsh. Pretty sure it wasn't premeditated.
ReplyDeleteVaginal seeding? I'm afraid to google this...will the Feds seize my laptop for the wrong kind of pornography then?
ReplyDeleteInteresting news about the Liquid Light company...who says Millenials are self-absorbed, lazy, and don't care?
Heh, heh! My 13-year-old self is applauding you for working in two penises, a vagina, and sex!
ReplyDeleteThe best part of the ferris-wheel-sex guy is, he was in Vegas to marry SOMEONE ELSE. . .
ReplyDeleteAnd, yeah, what Val said. . .