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Sunday, February 28, 2016



It is time again for

This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.  


Meteorologist busted for growing marijuana plants – There’s a high  coming down from the north which is expected to meet with a high coming up from the south, and when they meet it’s like going to be like wild.

Wrestler Joey Ryan Proposes to Girlfriend Mid-Match He didn’t just put a ring on it, he first put her in the ring.

Hillary Clinton: 'I don't believe I have ever lied’ – At least to the best of my recollection, I don’t think I have lied, I don’t remember ever lying…no, I have never lied, at least not that I am aware of…


She's recycling carbon dioxide with hopes of reducing oil dependence – Finally, instead of scaring everyone into feeling guilty for heating their homes and driving their cars, the real hope is in smart people inventing better stuff!

Back to Stupid Headlines

Georgia Supreme Court hears KKK bid to 'Adopt-A-Highway' – KKK promises their road will have no black-ice (say it fast.)

Hitler Had 'Tiny' Penis, Historians Claim – Turns out the dictator was a big dick, but his tator was a tot?

4-year-old sentenced to life in prison for murder was error, Egyptian military says – Life for a four year old was determined to be too long, so the sentence was shortened to 75 years.

A record number of Americans applied to become NASA astronautsI think this happens every election year.

Taylor Swift caught grooming herself at Grammys – For the life of me I have no idea why this is a headline and I could care less what anyone does when they visit with Grandma.

British lawmakers object to NFL's Redskins playing in London under current name –  Apparently they are not offended by these Nicknames of Great Britain sports teams: Urchins/Yellows/Little Reds/Lilywhites/Red Rebels/Nomads/Gunners/Yellamen/Romans/Nailers/Chocolate Men/Chicks/Wasps/Red Devils/)

Man Busted for Ferris Wheel Sex Was in Vegas to Marry – I’m not a prude, but sex with a Ferris Wheel?

Ohio police hunt for bald man in string of Rogaine thefts – If that crap works, they’d better find him quick.

Doctors warn of demand for 'vaginal seeding' – If you can grow them, you bet there will be a big demand.

Ham thief leaves trail of fat behind him, leading cops to his front door – I guess he wanted to be sure he could find the place again to steal more ham.

Canadian man fined for smuggling 38 turtles in his pants – I’m guessing they were not snapping turtles!


Come back next week for more:



  1. I read about the 4 year old--unbelievable. And he was only 1 when the incident happened!!

  2. My favorite this week: Hitler Had 'Tiny' Penis, Historians Claim – Turns out the dictator was a big dick, but his tator was a tot?

    Have a fabulous day. ☺

  3. Goodness are the Egyptian Military harsh. Pretty sure it wasn't premeditated.

  4. Vaginal seeding? I'm afraid to google this...will the Feds seize my laptop for the wrong kind of pornography then?

    Interesting news about the Liquid Light company...who says Millenials are self-absorbed, lazy, and don't care?

  5. Heh, heh! My 13-year-old self is applauding you for working in two penises, a vagina, and sex!

  6. The best part of the ferris-wheel-sex guy is, he was in Vegas to marry SOMEONE ELSE. . .

    And, yeah, what Val said. . .