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CRANKY OPINION SATURDAY

It is after Wednesday, I thought I was over the hump, but it is almost Saturday and I still have no idea on a post for Cranky Opinion Saturday.

I hate it when I get into a writers slump, I think and think and I got nothing.

When I have no ideas I just goof around and can’t get off my rump.  Mrs. Cranky is no help; she just calls me a jerk and a grump. 

I thought about taking on the Cam Newton hissy fit, I actually kind of understand why he acted as he did, but I still can’t agree with it, so that was a topic I had to dump.

I could always write about my go-to topic, TV, but I think that I’ve overdone that topic.  I don’t think it would get me a single fist bump.

There is one topic I’d like to jump on but I’ve vowed to stay away because of all the haters. 

There it is; I’m completely stumped.  There is no topic that comes close to getting me pumped.

The last time I opined on Religion I took a bunch of lumps. I could write about how the younger generation is going to send us to Hell in a hand basket, but that just makes me sound like a frump.

I thought about posting my opinion on gun control, but I don’t want to seem as dumb as Forest Gump.  Then I could maybe post on the Beyonce Super Bowl controversy, but whatever my opinion on that I would appear to be a chump.

Still thinking as my palm hits my forehead with a thump.

I could break my vow and take a shot at politics.  There is a candidate that I really like, almost as much as Andy was in love with Helen Crump.

Naw, I got nothing.