STUPID HEADLINES 0802145
It’s time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
_______________________________WYOMING MAN FOUND WITH 30 EYEBALLS IN HIS ANAL CAVITY – He was sent to I See You.
San Francisco combats the stench of urine with pee-repellant paint – Or they could encourage the use of toilets.
Feds gave low-income housing to millionaires – There goes the neighborhood.
Too pale to fly? Airline stops redhead from boarding due to white ‘sickly’ skin – I’m guessing they weren’t flying to the Caucasians.
Minnesota city fights solar system approval by state – This is government getting carried away, the Solar System is pretty much a given, not subject to state approval.
Giant inflatable duck taken from roof of Roseburg auto center – FRAN! Can you verify where you were on the night of July 26? http://fishducky.blogspot.com/
Washington, D.C. could sink 6 inches over next century – And you probably didn’t think Washington could get any lower.
Teens sold iPhones that were Play-Doh bricks – The “Phones” were not the only things that were not smart.
The king still reigns at ag expo cat show – What the Hell is an ag expo cat show?
Nutty professor: Rutgers teacher who said US worse than ISIS has history of bizarre statements – This is the same professor who fought against allowing Condoleezza Rice to speak. The fact she can even make such a statement proves she is wrong.
Lottery Shows Winning Number Before It Gets Drawn – Officials claim it was just a coincidence, kind of like winning the goof-up lottery.
23 Pound lobster is 95 years old – Proof that eating nothing but seafood is good for you.