SILLY HEADLINES 072912
It’s Sunday time for Cranky’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sophomoric and sometimes offensive comments.
Supporters vow to keep cross in California veteran’s tribute despite court ruling – Does lack of a religious symbol indicate preference to Atheism?
Pornography at San Francisco library reportedly prompts privacy screens – Pee Wee Herman is a big fan of San Francisco library, wishes movies would also provide privacy screens
Senate passes cuts for all but richest Americans – Richest Americans get special treatment again…why do I have to get cut? I hate getting cut…it freaking hurts!
Romney meets with Tony Blair, declines to criticize Obama – Romney chooses to take the high road when he realizes Tony Blair can’t vote in the election.
Best Way to Get Rid of Rotten Sponge Smell – Throw it the F out. It’s a SPONGE!!
City of Boston advises teens on how to break up – “Err ah make shooah you leave the motah runnin when you paak the err ah caah, hide all shap objects, say it’s not you it’s me and err ah run like hell!”