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Tuesday, July 16, 2019
Road Rage Rant
Road Rage Rant
What do they expect, I’m not allowed on the highway? If everyone was a scuzzbag that would be the case. Not surprisingly when you allow these same scuzzbags into a merging lane, they never give you the thank-you wave.
Here is one that is really the squeaky chalk on my blackboard; waiting at a traffic light to turn left, no one behind me, and there is a line across the way about 18 miles deep. If I cannot make the left turn, I’ll have to wait in the intersection until the light turns back to red. You might think the first car across the way would delay enough for me to make my left turn.
You would think wrong.
NO!! They stomp on the gas as soon as the light turns, they actually start to creep when it is amber on the other side because GOD forbid I turn in front and his trip is delayed an eighteenth of a second…better I wait four minutes in the intersection than this asshat be delayed an eighteenth of a second.
The other day, same above situation, and I stomped on the gas to beat the asshat that was going straight. The dude actually leaned on his horn and steered towards me like to ram my car, before turning away at the last second.
He sure taught me a lesson!
Here is another tool-for-a-brain that should be banned from my roads. Coming home from an errand, this asswipe has to tailgate me all the way to my turn off. Hell, I was only doing ten MPH above the limit.
As I slowed down to turn right into my development, he sped up and ran within a foot of my rear end without veering to the left.
Taught me another lesson.
Sometimes when these D-bags tailgate me, I pull to the side of the road and let them pass, when I catch up at the next stoplight, I make sure to beep and wave.
Sometimes I wave with one finger.