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Sunday, May 27, 2018
STUPID HEADLINES 052818
STUPID HEADLINES 052818
It is time again for
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider sometimes sophomoric comments.
Ohio man calls police to report he's being followed by a pig – That’s one of the problems with internet dating services.
Airlines passenger arrested after peeing on seat in front of him during flight – I guess I shouldn’t complain about little kids kicking my seat.
Hotel pulls out after group seeks to break world record for largest orgy – Really, “Pulls-out” not cancels, or declines?
NHL prospect horrified to find 2-foot tapeworm was inside him during season – I’m horrified to learn there is a season for tapeworms!
Harvey Weinstein expected to turn himself in, reportedly to face sexual misconduct charges – Not a stupid headline; I just want to celebrate the fall of this big fat disgusting bloviating piece of shit.
It's 'Stormy Daniels Day' in West Hollywood! – Because in California, a woman who s*cks c*cks in movies for a living and then complains because she did not get paid off enough for her blackmail, “If I knew he would be President I would have asked for much more” gets a key to the city. Go California!
Scientists discover opioids in Seattle’s Puget Sound mussels – This explains the new fad in Seattle, “skin popping shellfish.”
Sinkhole Appears on White House Lawn – Trump claims it is a result of draining the swamp!
30-year-old ordered to vacate parents' home claims they harassed him – his parents were demanding he get a full-time job, health insurance and sessions with a therapist, but he said he "didn't need any of those things." Well no; not as long as he could just sponge off mom and dad!
Florida couple finds 300-pound alligator swimming in their pool – “Marco…Polo, Marco…Poly crap!”
FLYING A-HOLE OF THE WEEK AWARD:
Writer: I Would Rather My Daughter to Date an MS-13 Member Over a Republican* – And this weeks Flying A-hole award goes to writer Rob Rousseau who doesn’t have a daughter, but if he did would rather have her date a member of the gang whose motto is “rape, control, kill” than someone who might be so outrageous as to wear a MAGA hat.
CONGRATULATIONS Rob Rousseau, you earned it, and may you NEVER have a daughter!
*I apologize for this slightly political comment, but if you wish to defend Mr. Rousseau, please feel free to grab the award for yourself.
FEEL-GOOD STORY OF THE WEEK
Teen who used to sleep in homeless-shelters gets full ride to Harvard – This is much better than any “Dog saves owner story!”
Come Back Again Next Week for More
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!