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Friday, May 4, 2018

No Offense


No Offense

A cranky opinion for

CRANKY OPINION SATURDAY

The following is the opinion of a cranky old man with no particular expertise in anything.  Opposing opinions are welcome but wrong.  As always, please, no name calling, and that means you, you big stupid-head.

This week I decided to offer an opinion on a subject that could not possibly be offensive to anyone regardless of race, religion, age, body type, gender or national origin.

Dieting? #me too? Freedom of religion? Abortion? Washington DC? Trump? Clinton? Comey? Russians? Climate? Education? Sex? Lego’s? Snowflakes? KKK? Liberals? Conservatives? Comedians? Betsy Ross? America? Refugees? ISIS? Hitler? Balloons? Sports? Pills? Airlines? Exercise? Transgender? Politics? Bubble gum? TV? Toads? Farts? Ozone? Pluto?


Crap…I got nothing.
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14 comments:

  1. bailiMay 5, 2018 at 2:54 AM

    i will chose "dieting" which is really great thing (when other do ) not for me

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  2. RiverMay 5, 2018 at 4:08 AM

    "Crap...I got nothing" there's something I never thought I'd see here.

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  3. ValerieMay 5, 2018 at 4:23 AM

    Nothing? Doesn't Pluto inspire you to write a funny? Actually I didn't mean Pluto, but I was too scared to mention anything or anyone else....lol.

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  4. only slightly confusedMay 5, 2018 at 7:55 AM

    Pretty hard to be politicaly correct isn't it? It makes for a pretty boring blog post.

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  5. SandeeMay 5, 2018 at 8:17 AM

    Resist, resist, resist. That's what all that is.

    Have a fabulous weekend, Cranky. ☺

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  6. Arkansas PattiMay 5, 2018 at 9:31 AM

    You make a good point. Even a post on bran muffins could stir up some controversy. Sides would form on the sides of the devotees vs the haters. Tough to stay neutral these days.

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    1. AnonymousMay 5, 2018 at 12:18 PM

      I don't know what to write, either. Maybe my next post will be on bran muffins!!

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  7. Harry HamidMay 5, 2018 at 12:40 PM

    Pluto? How dare you! People like you are what is wrong with the country.

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  8. ValMay 5, 2018 at 5:33 PM

    After looking over the choices, I think that if you HAD to give an opinion, Legos might be the safest topic to build upon, likely to offend only the most tender-footed, night-time house-roamers. Bubble gum, a close second, could get you into a sticky wicket with your teacher readership.

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  9. they all call me momMay 5, 2018 at 6:16 PM

    Lego's?? How could those little things ever offend anyone? Oh wait. There's my husband who is a toy racist and has no tolerance for Lego's. He swears that Lego's are out to get him. I think it might be true, because I never step on Lego's. I think they burrow deep into our carpeting and hide until they see my husband's big old harry feet coming....and then they come out of hiding, and my husband steps on them, and he screams and swears and whines like a big baby. And I can hear the Lego's laughing. Yeah, don't do a post about Lego's or my husband will surely have a problem with that.

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  10. messymimiMay 5, 2018 at 6:34 PM

    This would be funnier if it weren't so true. Still i have to laugh so i don't cry.

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  11. AnonymousMay 5, 2018 at 7:46 PM

    I am offended by your attempts at un-offensiveness.

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  12. Rick WatsonMay 6, 2018 at 9:53 PM

    A fish.

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  13. Pixel PeeperMay 19, 2018 at 9:43 PM

    All you people who think that Pluto is not a real planet, yeah, that's what's wrong with the world.

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