THE CRANKY OLD MAN
Random thoughts and stuff from a cranky old man. Humor (maybe)and satire, mostly stuff from a confused head.
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Saturday, April 29, 2017
Stupid Headlines 043017
Stupid Headlines 043017
It’s time again for
Malnutrition at a minimum
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid
headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
Butcher puts nude woman in his display
case for 'social experiment' – The woman
complained that she felt like just another piece of meat.
Swedish politician wants workers to
get paid sex breaks – Why not?Two or three minutes off
each day couldn’t hurt productivity that much.
United Nations elects Saudi Arabia to
Women's Rights Commission – What’s next, Jared Fogel head of a boy scout troop?
Declaration of Independence discovery
stuns experts – News
flash experts, we also won the war.
New Male Sex Robots With Bionic
Penises May Just Replace Men For Good! – They are also programmed to lose things and forget to
take out the garbage.
Philippine leader Duterte vows to
'eat' ISIS members alive – He will need some fava beans and a little chianti.
Clint Howard divorcing after 22-year
marriage – His wife
found out he had a cameo performance with Ron’s wife. *
Pregnancy changes a mother's brain
for years, study shows – Brain wave changes cause women to clean smutz of faces with a licked
thumb and in later years complain that “You never call!”
Proposed shooting range with bar
faces opposition from local residents – Oh please!What could
Cocaine bag falls out of man's hat in
courtroom – I don’t
think this one even needs a comment.
Danica Patrick asks NASCAR for more
time to get out of her pajamas to go racing – Maybe she just needs to practice more
with her pit crew.
probably mean, but I couldn’t resist…sorry, divorce is never funny…well almost
And the feel-good news
story of the week:
United flight to
Texas makes 'terrifying' emergency landing in Costa Rica after engine overheats
and malfunctions – Why is this a feel-good news story? Because my son and
daughter-in-law were on that plane and now they are safe at home!