Stupid Headlines 043017
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STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid
headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Butcher puts nude woman in his display
case for 'social experiment' – The woman
complained that she felt like just another piece of meat.
Swedish politician wants workers to
get paid sex breaks – Why not? Two or three minutes off
each day couldn’t hurt productivity that much.
United Nations elects Saudi Arabia to
Women's Rights Commission – What’s next, Jared Fogel head of a boy scout troop?
Declaration of Independence discovery
stuns experts – News
flash experts, we also won the war.
New Male Sex Robots With Bionic
Penises May Just Replace Men For Good! – They are also programmed to lose things and forget to
take out the garbage.
Philippine leader Duterte vows to
'eat' ISIS members alive – He will need some fava beans and a little chianti.
Clint Howard divorcing after 22-year
marriage – His wife
found out he had a cameo performance with Ron’s wife. *
Pregnancy changes a mother's brain
for years, study shows – Brain wave changes cause women to clean smutz of faces with a licked
thumb and in later years complain that “You never call!”
Proposed shooting range with bar
faces opposition from local residents – Oh please! What could
go wrong?
Cocaine bag falls out of man's hat in
courtroom – I don’t
think this one even needs a comment.
Danica Patrick asks NASCAR for more
time to get out of her pajamas to go racing – Maybe she just needs to practice more
with her pit crew.
*That is
probably mean, but I couldn’t resist…sorry, divorce is never funny…well almost
never.
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And the feel-good news
story of the week:
United flight to
Texas makes 'terrifying' emergency landing in Costa Rica after engine overheats
and malfunctions – Why is this a feel-good news story? Because my son and
daughter-in-law were on that plane and now they are safe at home!
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"Swedish politician wants workers to get paid sex breaks"
ReplyDeleteSo if Swedish workers get paid to have sex, wouldn't that make them....? OK, I'm good with that. ;)
That is good news. Glad everyone's okay!
ReplyDeleteGood for the good news! Glad everyone is okay. Just thinking about that close call makes me nervous.
ReplyDeleteClint Howard's soon-to-be ex-wife should thank her lucky stars that those new male sex robots are ready to hit the market!
Happy to hear they made it home. Goes to show we don't worry for nothing when our grown kids go someplace.
ReplyDeleteGlad the kids made it home, and your headlines are certainly eye-opening.
ReplyDeleteNow that IS a good news story....real good news.
ReplyDeleteI'm all for the feel good story this week, so glad that your son and daughter in law are ok.
ReplyDeleteNo rain delay at Richmond this weekend so Danica should be Ok.
I like the cocaine one the best. I can see that happening after spending 25 years in law enforcement. There are some really dim criminals out there.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day, Joe. ☺
You have some good ones there, have a happy Sunday
ReplyDeleteI'm glad your son and daughter-in-law are fine as well as everyone on the plane.
ReplyDeleteA free night in Costo Rico - good. A $10 meal voucher? Are they kidding?
Dang. I'm glad them young'un are ok.
ReplyDeleteGot a giggle out of "Two or three minutes" not hurting productivity:)
ReplyDeleteSo glad your family is safe. That is great news.
So glad they're safe!!
ReplyDeleteI am glad that your son and daughter-in-law are home safe.
ReplyDeleteThat last one is scary. Glad it all turned out okay.
ReplyDeleteI know this one is true: "Philippine leader Duterte vows to 'eat' ISIS members alive." and that is why I don't travel overseas anymore.
ReplyDeleteI bet the Butcher made a lot of folks vegetarians after that stunt. We had an article in our paper about a man who called 911 because someone stole his heroin. I guess it's really true, you can't cure stupid.
ReplyDeleteMale Sex Robots, huh? Will they kill spiders and change tires, too?
ReplyDeleteGlad your son and daughter-in-law are all right!!!