STUPID HEADLINES 041617
It’s
time again for
This warrants a follow up study
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
This week’s stupid
headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments.
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Pennsylvania Easter egg hunt canceled
over unruly parents – Well if their little darlin didn’t get the most eggs, there would be hell
to pay.
Driver wearing 'Hold my beer' shirt
arrested for DUI – Not
as bad as last weeks “Drunk lives matter” but close.
Condom-clogged pipe provides police
clue in cracking Texas brothel – Just follow the condoms back to the source and…ah ha!
Iran's Ahmadinejad to run for
president – He's sure to get the Liberal's vote if Trump runs again.
Australian woman gives birth to
13-pound baby without epidural – The baby was 32 inches long, but that’s still impressive. And why would a baby have an epidural?
JOHN DALY HITS GOLF BALL OFF BEER
CAN, PROCEEDS TO CHUG BEER – He was still thirsty, so he took a Mulligan**.
Scorpion stings man on United flight
to Calgary – United
CEO said in a statement to the press, “Maybe
next time he will put up his food tray when he is told.”
Newlywed woman murders her husband
for not being handsome – This is why I sleep with one eye open at all times.
The last place in America you should
try and cross a street – If you’re white, this would be MLK Boulevard in any city USA***.
1 million bees stolen in Austria – The “Alphabet Bandit” is at it again,
hide your cee’s.
White House decides against releasing
visitor records – Turns
out it is faster to just let insiders leak them*.
*I know,
this is supposed to be a political free blog…It’s a joke!
**Google it
non-golfers
***Oh relax,
it’s not that racist!
This week’s feel-good
story:
Airline pilot feeds babies to help
overwhelmed mom traveling with 4 kids – To counteract all the airline hating this week
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Happy Easter!!
Come back again next week for more
Come back again next week for more
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY
You have done it again, you have me laughing loud enough to be asked what's so funny, so i have to read it all out loud.
ReplyDeleteBlessed Easter!
I love your headlines. I look forward to them every Sunday morning.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday.
Have a fabulous day. Happy Easter to you and Karen. ☺
Ha! I'm sure White House guests WILL be leaked. Take care and Happy Easter.
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter JoeH....I'm off to hide my C's.
ReplyDeleteThe scorpion one made me laugh.
ReplyDeleteHappy Easter!
I was at the White House in July 1957.
ReplyDeleteI hope nobody finds out.
"Newlywed woman murders her husband for not being handsome"
ReplyDeleteSo their entire dating period was just one big drunk? She just now got a good look at the guy?
I hope that pilot wasn't wearing a "Hold my beer" t-shirt under his uniform! But I'm happy he didn't get stung by a scorpion.
ReplyDeleteWhat a cool pilot. I'm just rather relieved he was not the one supposed to be flying the plane.
ReplyDeleteFunny stuff, my friend!!
ReplyDeleteUnruly parents blow it for their kids once again.
ReplyDeleteAlways a good laugh....
Murdered her new husband for not being handsome, was she the one wearing the Hold my beer shirt?
ReplyDeleteWhere have you been? Or rather, where have I been? Just found your blog and laughed out loud. Thank you.
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