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Saturday, April 15, 2017


It’s time again for
This warrants a follow up study
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes sophomoric comments. 
Pennsylvania Easter egg hunt canceled over unruly parents – Well if their little darlin didn’t get the most eggs, there would be hell to pay.
Driver wearing 'Hold my beer' shirt arrested for DUI – Not as bad as last weeks “Drunk lives matter” but close.
Condom-clogged pipe provides police clue in cracking Texas brothel – Just follow the condoms back to the source and…ah ha!
Iran's Ahmadinejad to run for president – He's sure to get the Liberal's vote if Trump runs again.
Australian woman gives birth to 13-pound baby without epidural – The baby was 32 inches long, but that’s still impressive.  And why would a baby have an epidural?
JOHN DALY HITS GOLF BALL OFF BEER CAN, PROCEEDS TO CHUG BEER – He was still thirsty, so he took a Mulligan**.
Scorpion stings man on United flight to Calgary – United CEO said in a statement to the press, “Maybe next time he will put up his food tray when he is told.”
Newlywed woman murders her husband for not being handsome – This is why I sleep with one eye open at all times.
The last place in America you should try and cross a street – If you’re white, this would be MLK Boulevard in any city USA***.
1 million bees stolen in Austria – The “Alphabet Bandit” is at it again, hide your cee’s.
White House decides against releasing visitor records – Turns out it is faster to just let insiders leak them*.
*I know, this is supposed to be a political free blog…It’s a joke!
**Google it non-golfers
***Oh relax, it’s not that racist!
This week’s feel-good story:
Airline pilot feeds babies to help overwhelmed mom traveling with 4 kids – To counteract all the airline hating this week
Happy Easter!!

Come back again next week for more


  1. You have done it again, you have me laughing loud enough to be asked what's so funny, so i have to read it all out loud.

    Blessed Easter!

  2. I love your headlines. I look forward to them every Sunday morning.

    I linked you to Silly Sunday.

    Have a fabulous day. Happy Easter to you and Karen. ☺

  3. Ha! I'm sure White House guests WILL be leaked. Take care and Happy Easter.

  4. Happy Easter JoeH....I'm off to hide my C's.

  5. The scorpion one made me laugh.

    Happy Easter!

  6. I was at the White House in July 1957.
    I hope nobody finds out.

  7. "Newlywed woman murders her husband for not being handsome"

    So their entire dating period was just one big drunk? She just now got a good look at the guy?

  8. I hope that pilot wasn't wearing a "Hold my beer" t-shirt under his uniform! But I'm happy he didn't get stung by a scorpion.

  9. What a cool pilot. I'm just rather relieved he was not the one supposed to be flying the plane.

  10. Unruly parents blow it for their kids once again.

    Always a good laugh....

  11. Murdered her new husband for not being handsome, was she the one wearing the Hold my beer shirt?

  12. Where have you been? Or rather, where have I been? Just found your blog and laughed out loud. Thank you.