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It is time again for
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| I've been saying this for years |
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY (On a Monday)
This week’s stupid headlines and my stupider, sometimes
sophomoric comments.
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NYC bus terminal reopened after report of suspicious package – Turns
out it was just a sock.
2 arrested after fight over crab legs turns violent – And
while they were fighting, the crab got away.
Spanish prime minister proposes dropping the siesta – This
may not turn out to be very eZZZzzz…
Left Revives Spanish Inquisition in Effort to Silence Climate Change
Adversaries – If I don’t repent from my skepticism, I might
end up a few inches taller.
Ex-NBA Star Antoine Walker:
What I Learned After Blowing $108M – “Nigerian Princes are full of shit”
Seriously
this is a problem for more than just athletes, finance should be taught in High
School.
Missing hikers found playing music on street corner, unaware of massive
search – Just a hunch…they survived on wild berries and wacky
weed?
Year of extremes': America is
one of world's top 5 executioners - #5 with 28 executions*…not bad, but we have a way to
go to catch up to ISIS with 547,812.
Wedding thief sentenced to 7 years in California prison – Seven
years? Stealing one of my weddings would only have been petty theft.
Cruise Company Charges Man Extra Because His Wife
Died – The company is only
providing incentive to stay alive.
California man rescued by helicopter after clifftop marriage proposal –
I understand “going out on a limb” but this is ridiculous.
Wait…there’s more:
California man rescued after clifftop marriage proposal later arrested
for drugs – He was high on meth…that explains his wanting
to get married.
*The
cranky old man does not support the death penalty…he has no problem, however,
with piping in rap music to an isolated cell 24/7/365 to child molesters and
other scum.
Thank you for all the kind
words on my Pentablogaversary.
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Come
back next week for more:
STUPID HEADLINE SUNDAY!!
California is sure getting a lot of ink today and as it should. There are some very crazy people here.
ReplyDeleteI linked you to Silly Sunday.
Have a terrific day. ☺
You should mention, also Sandee, that most of them came from somewhere else.
DeleteLOL on them all!
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs, and FINANCE SHOULD DEFINITELY BE TAUGHT IN HIGH SCHOOL.
ReplyDeleteAs usual, these make me laugh, then pause for a moment and wonder how we got into this kind of shape.
ReplyDeleteAlways funny--mostly because they're true!!
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha! It's hard for me to pick my favorite but I'm leaning towards the missing hikers. Something like that would totally happen to me. I'd go off somewhere and the "right" people in the family wouldn't be notified and they'd send a search party. My lit'l sis always tells me, "I've got Nancy Grace on speed dial!" :)
ReplyDeleteHa ha, yea for the crab. By the way, love the rap music form of torture. Would be more effective than waterboarding for most.
ReplyDeleteDropping the siesta??? Well, there goes my plan to move to Spain if The Donald becomes President!
ReplyDeleteHeh, heh! The accidentally-cremated funeral-arrangement-maker!
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